===this old man===

[BREDNAMERICA]

There's this old man in a nursing home and one day he walked up to the head nurse and said " my pecker just died today " the nurse said " oh really " and he said while walking away " he sure did " well the next day came and here he was walking down the hallway with his penis in his hand and the head nurse saw him and came up to him and said " i thought you said your pecker died yesterday? The old man said " he did " and the head nurse said " well why are you walking him in your hand down the hallway " the old man said " well don't you know, today's the viewing