This lady needs to shut her damn Flam-Hole!!

[no1tovote4]

Yo' momma's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her!

 

[Said1]

Yo mamas so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

 

[no1tovote4]

Yo' momma's so fat, her *ss has its own congressman.

 

[Said1]

Your mamas so poor, when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

 

[no1tovote4]

Yo Mama's so fat, when she lies on the beach PETA gathers and tries to "Push the poor thing back into the water!"

 

[5stringJeff]

Your momma's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a bill, she gets an estimate!

 

[5stringJeff]

Your momma's so fat, I had two take a train and two buses just to get on her good side!

 

[Said1]

Yo mamas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles.

 

[dilloduck]

you mamas so fat she has 3 watches--one for each time zone she lives in

 

[no1tovote4]

Yo' momma's so fat, her belly-button's got an echo!

 

[Said1]

Your mama has 10 fingers, on the same hand.

 

[rtwngAvngr]

Your mama's ears are so big that jiminy cricket gave her a magic feather.

 

[rtwngAvngr]

Your mother is so low down the evolutionary chain that she's radially symmetrical.

 

[no1tovote4]

Yo' momma's so fat, she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!

 

[Said1]

Your mother is so low down the evolutionary chain that she's radially symmetrical.

Clean out your pm box.

 

[Said1]

Your mama has a short leg and walks in circles.

 

[rtwngAvngr]

Your mama is so fat, the aliens mutilated her instead of rectally probing her.

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Yo mama is so poor....
when she goes to Burger King and they say "may I help you?"
she says "No thank you, I'm just looking"

 

[no1tovote4]

Yo' momma's so stupid, she was on the corner with a sign that said "Will eat for food!"

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Yo mama is so stupid...
She thinks Grape Nuts is a venereal disease.