This just in, Joe Biden raped a parrot 40 years ago

[TheDude]

It's not news yet, we're waiting for his campaign for POTUS.

He didn't actually rape the parrot. It was more an emotional response, as the parrot felt the threat of being raped. Yeah it's a non-gender specific male parrot, but that's okay, because it's a parrot as opposed a non-gender specific white male bipedal. Therefore the parrot's accusation, which is all too repetitive, should be taken at face value.

The parrot doesn't recall when or where this didn't occur, and there are no witnesses. "He" just knows it nearly happened, 40ish years ago.

Biden must be held accountable, and "he's" obligated to prove "his" innocence.

 

[Hellbilly]

Bad form, dude.

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[LaDexter]

Were you the parrot?

 

[Wyatt earp]

Was the parrot drunk?


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[bodecea]

It's not news yet, we're waiting for his campaign for POTUS.

He didn't actually rape the parrot. It was more an emotional response, as the parrot felt the threat of being raped. Yeah it's a non-gender specific male parrot, but that's okay, because it's a parrot as opposed a non-gender specific white male bipedal. Therefore the parrot's accusation, which is all too repetitive, should be taken at face value.

The parrot doesn't recall when or where this didn't occur, and there are no witnesses. "He" just knows it happened 40ish years ago.

Biden must be held accountable, and he's obligated to prove his innocence.

Tell us where the bad man touched you........squawk!!!!!!

 

[TheDude]

Was the parrot drunk?


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Stoned

 

[Wyatt earp]

Was the parrot drunk?


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Stoned

This reminds me why is the state of Maine pissed that people are getting lobsters stoned before boiling them?


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[basquebromance]

of course liberals dont think women are capable of lying & scheming, they voted for Crooked Hillary after all!

 

[TheDude]

Was the parrot drunk?


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Stoned

This reminds me why is the state of Maine pissed that people are getting lobsters stoned before boiling them?


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What if a stoned lobster actually felt the pain, or felt more intense pain because they're stoned?

 

[BlindBoo]

I think the Parrot was dead.

 

[BlackFlag]

It's not news yet, we're waiting for his campaign for POTUS.

He didn't actually rape the parrot. It was more an emotional response, as the parrot felt the threat of being raped. Yeah it's a non-gender specific male parrot, but that's okay, because it's a parrot as opposed a non-gender specific white male bipedal. Therefore the parrot's accusation, which is all too repetitive, should be taken at face value.

The parrot doesn't recall when or where this didn't occur, and there are no witnesses. "He" just knows it nearly happened, 40ish years ago.

Biden must be held accountable, and "he's" obligated to prove "his" innocence.

Are you expecting liberals to defend parrot rape, like you defend human rape?

 

[caddo kid]

It's not news yet, we're waiting for his campaign for POTUS.

He didn't actually rape the parrot. It was more an emotional response, as the parrot felt the threat of being raped. Yeah it's a non-gender specific male parrot, but that's okay, because it's a parrot as opposed a non-gender specific white male bipedal. Therefore the parrot's accusation, which is all too repetitive, should be taken at face value.

The parrot doesn't recall when or where this didn't occur, and there are no witnesses. "He" just knows it nearly happened, 40ish years ago.

Biden must be held accountable, and "he's" obligated to prove "his" innocence.

Excellent troll thread; let's see how long this last

hopefully you receive a nice infraction

 

[deanrd]

I think the Parrot was dead.

The last I heard it was still dancing.

 

[TheDude]

This is one of the "smarter" progressives. It's worth a listen. If you watch toward the end, the expression on her non-gender-specific face has the look of "I might be full of shit".

 

[TheDude]

It's not news yet, we're waiting for his campaign for POTUS.

He didn't actually rape the parrot. It was more an emotional response, as the parrot felt the threat of being raped. Yeah it's a non-gender specific male parrot, but that's okay, because it's a parrot as opposed a non-gender specific white male bipedal. Therefore the parrot's accusation, which is all too repetitive, should be taken at face value.

The parrot doesn't recall when or where this didn't occur, and there are no witnesses. "He" just knows it nearly happened, 40ish years ago.

Biden must be held accountable, and "he's" obligated to prove "his" innocence.

Excellent troll thread; let's see how long this last

hopefully you receive a nice infraction

Shucks Caddo non-gender specific kid, do you need a hug? You should run and tell, it's a component of your make-up.

 

[basquebromance]

if Judge Ford doesnt have a political agenda, why did she take her case against Dr Kavanaugh to politicians, instead of law enforcement?!

 

[TheDude]

if Judge Ford doesnt have a political agenda, why did she take her case against Dr Kavanaugh to politicians, instead of law enforcement?!

"She" knew "she'd" be taken seriously?

 

[dave p]

It's not news yet, we're waiting for his campaign for POTUS.

He didn't actually rape the parrot. It was more an emotional response, as the parrot felt the threat of being raped. Yeah it's a non-gender specific male parrot, but that's okay, because it's a parrot as opposed a non-gender specific white male bipedal. Therefore the parrot's accusation, which is all too repetitive, should be taken at face value.

The parrot doesn't recall when or where this didn't occur, and there are no witnesses. "He" just knows it nearly happened, 40ish years ago.

Biden must be held accountable, and "he's" obligated to prove "his" innocence.

That's a good one.

 

[caddo kid]

It's not news yet, we're waiting for his campaign for POTUS.

He didn't actually rape the parrot. It was more an emotional response, as the parrot felt the threat of being raped. Yeah it's a non-gender specific male parrot, but that's okay, because it's a parrot as opposed a non-gender specific white male bipedal. Therefore the parrot's accusation, which is all too repetitive, should be taken at face value.

The parrot doesn't recall when or where this didn't occur, and there are no witnesses. "He" just knows it nearly happened, 40ish years ago.

Biden must be held accountable, and "he's" obligated to prove "his" innocence.

Excellent troll thread; let's see how long this last

hopefully you receive a nice infraction

Shucks Caddo non-gender specific kid, do you need a hug? You should run and tell, it's a component of your make-up.

nice troll post in a nice troll thread

 

[mudwhistle]

if Judge Ford doesnt have a political agenda, why did she take her case against Dr Kavanaugh to politicians, instead of law enforcement?!

In all honesty Dr Ford is being used. We don't know a thing about her other than what's floating around the internet. She hasn't said word one about this in public. At this point, here story is no more reliable than the parrot.