This is Terrible!...But Funny.

Discussion in 'Humor' started by PoliticalChic, Oct 13, 2011.

  1. PoliticalChic

    PoliticalChic Diamond Member

    Oct 6, 2008
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    > A guy was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that he had the
    > biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. He said "You're pulling
    > my leg."

    > I saw a poor old lady fall on the ice today! At least I presume
    > she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse.

    > His girlfriend thinks that he’s a stalker. Well, she's not exactly his
    > girlfriend yet.

    > A wife says to her husband, "You're always pushing me around and
    > talking behind my back." He says, "What do you expect? You're in a wheel
    > chair."

    > He was explaining to his wife that when you die you get
    > reincarnated, but must come back as a different creature. She said she
    > would like to come back as a cow. He said, "You're obviously not
    > listening."

    > His wife had been missing for a week when the Detective on the case

    > told the husband to prepare for the worst. So, he went to the thrift shop

    > to get all her clothes back.

    > At the Senior Center they had a contest the other day and I lost by one

    > point: The question was: Where do women mostly have curly hair?

    > Apparently the correct answer is Africa! Who knew?

    > One of the other questions that I missed was to name one thing
    > commonly found in cells. It appears that Mexicans is not the correct
    > answer either.

    > You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles, but at least they
    > drive slowly past schools.

    > A friend of mine just told me he's banging his girlfriend and her twin.

    > I asked him how he could tell them apart? He said "Her brother's got

    > a moustache."

    > A guy puts a deposit down on a brand new Porsche and mentions it on
    > Facebook. He posts: "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" Next
    > thing he knows 4,000 Muslims have added him as a friend!

    > When a guy checked into the hotel on a recent trip, he said to the

    > lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room

    > is disabled." To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you
    > sick bastard."

    > The Red Cross just knocked on our door and asked if we could help
    > towards the floods in Japan. I said we would love to, but our
    > garden hose only reaches the end of the driveway.

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  2. midcan5

    midcan5 liberal / progressive

    Jun 4, 2007
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    Another off the wall...

    BOB on Vimeo

    Make sure to watch the film past the credits, enjoy!
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