This is an interesting thread.

[Madeline]

No. You're just being nice. You have no purient interest in this story...I can tell.

I am also not interested in hearing your story.

If you post it, I will read and respond only out of pity for you.

Jesus it takes a lot to amuse you people.

Mebbe you'd rather hear about the time I plotted murder?

 

[Annie]

Now we just need someone to say something interesting so I don't look like a liar.

Have you ever started a thread that wasn't awesome?

 

[Madeline]

Now we just need someone to say something interesting so I don't look like a liar.

Have you ever started a thread that wasn't awesome?

 

[xotoxi]

That's an attractive family.

 

[xotoxi]

Now we just need someone to say something interesting so I don't look like a liar.

Have you ever started a thread that wasn't awesome?

Yes. This one.

 

[Jeremy]

 

[Zoom-boing]

Do you find this interesting?

monoface

 

[CrusaderFrank]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1-4p_QZuJY]YouTube - Security Guard FAIL[/ame]

Leave the gun. Take the cannolis

 

[Zoom-boing]

How 'bout this?

Cool Optical IllusionVideo

 

[Jeremy]

 

[Kat]

No. You're just being nice. You have no purient interest in this story...I can tell.

That is just snot true, Madeline! Spill!

 

[Zoom-boing]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5qEN44XMkM&feature=related]YouTube - World's luckiest people[/ame]

 

[CrusaderFrank]

 

[Paulie]

Thread closed.

 

[Liability]

I just like to quote some of CF's better posts from time to time.

 

[ABikerSailor]

No. You're just being nice. You have no purient interest in this story...I can tell.

I am also not interested in hearing your story.

If you post it, I will read and respond only out of pity for you.

Jesus it takes a lot to amuse you people.

Mebbe you'd rather hear about the time I plotted murder?

I'M INTERESTED MADELINE!!!!!!!

When I was stationed at NAS Norfolk over at the PSD, I was a token male in an office of 5 women.

Chicks have the best stories about sex and killing by the way.............did you do the naughty with someone the first night, kill them, and then do the walk of shame?

Inquiring minds wanna know!

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Something that was imparted to me years ago:

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You know, I'm not completely sure, but I think there are violations of at least 3 boards rules in this message.

 

[Madeline]

I am also not interested in hearing your story.

If you post it, I will read and respond only out of pity for you.

Jesus it takes a lot to amuse you people.

Mebbe you'd rather hear about the time I plotted murder?

I'M INTERESTED MADELINE!!!!!!!

When I was stationed at NAS Norfolk over at the PSD, I was a token male in an office of 5 women.

Chicks have the best stories about sex and killing by the way.............did you do the naughty with someone the first night, kill them, and then do the walk of shame?

Inquiring minds wanna know!

*Sniff*

This feels like a pity post, ABS......

 

[xotoxi]

No. You're just being nice. You have no purient interest in this story...I can tell.

I am also not interested in hearing your story.

If you post it, I will read and respond only out of pity for you.

Jesus it takes a lot to amuse you people.

Mebbe you'd rather hear about the time I plotted murder?

I do not want to hear the story for fear it would make me an assessory to murder.

 

[xotoxi]

Something that was imparted to me years ago:

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You know, I'm not completely sure, but I think there are violations of at least 3 boards rules in this message.

You are correct!

US MessageBoard Rulebook
Section 22, Paragraph 18, Part A

Users my not say the following word combinations:

1. "sed malesuada sapien"
2. "nisl vestibulum a sagittis dui laoreet"
3. "Quisque odio sem"

The punishment for use of any of these three phrases will result in the user being spanked.