This is a public service announcement...

Discussion in 'Religion and Ethics' started by Chips Rafferty, May 14, 2007.

  1. Chips Rafferty
    Offline

    Chips Rafferty Active Member

    Joined:
    Mar 30, 2007
    Messages:
    839
    Thanks Received:
    75
    Trophy Points:
    28
    Location:
    North of Melbourne, Australia.
    Ratings:
    +75
    ...bought to you by your board's most detested non-believer!

    In my infinite wisdom I have decided I'm just so bloody biliously G-O-O-D that I want everyone to be like me. After all, look at how Lochie and Sam ADORE me! Being so droolingly adorable, it is only logical that those who disagree with me in any way are equally as evil as I am good.

    So from hereon in it will be essentially satanic to deny my goodness.

    Accordingly I declare that this article is compatible with my thoroughly conceited outlook on life and all who criticise it are evil and ought to be fucked and burnt and banned from this board!

    Ahwomen!


    I'm turning Sepponese
    I think I'm turning Sepponese
    I really think so....
     
  2. Chips Rafferty
    Offline

    Chips Rafferty Active Member

    Joined:
    Mar 30, 2007
    Messages:
    839
    Thanks Received:
    75
    Trophy Points:
    28
    Location:
    North of Melbourne, Australia.
    Ratings:
    +75
    Furthermore, if God is half as good as me, why didn’t he let the antediluvian sinners die of natural causes, instead of drowning them all like unwanted kittens?

    Fat chance these poor pricks, particularly their innocent offspring, had of repenting, confessing their sins, and accepting El as their personal Saviour!

    “Jesus hadn’t been born/invented yet, so they couldn’t be “washed in the blood” and consequently ended up as yet another one of God’s feeble-minded fuck ups!” “However, Jewsarse is on the job now and the old man is the old god’s home, so there’ll be no more balls-ups like that!” you say?

    Doesn’t that made poor (now) demented Daddio a completely pitiless, prize \!/ - for inventing sinners before they could be saved? Or wasn’t Mr Christ Snr. prescient and omniscient in those days?

    Could it be that he didn’t give enough thought to the consequences of creating a terrarium where he could amuse himself by torturing his human ants?
     
    • Thank You! Thank You! x 1
  3. Psychoblues
    Offline

    Psychoblues Senior Member

    Joined:
    Nov 30, 2003
    Messages:
    2,701
    Thanks Received:
    142
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Location:
    North Missisippi
    Ratings:
    +143
    Uhhhh, could you put that in more direct and interesting terms?


    I'll give you a good rep if you can do it!!!!!!!!
     
  4. Diuretic
    Offline

    Diuretic Permanently confused

    Joined:
    Apr 26, 2006
    Messages:
    12,653
    Thanks Received:
    1,397
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Location:
    South Australia est 1836
    Ratings:
    +1,397
    Any more direct and our computers will be collectively destroyed by lightning :D
     
  5. Psychoblues
    Offline

    Psychoblues Senior Member

    Joined:
    Nov 30, 2003
    Messages:
    2,701
    Thanks Received:
    142
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Location:
    North Missisippi
    Ratings:
    +143
    But, it needs to more direct and interesting for the majority of the viewers to understand, Dr.


    I was making fun but I was also challenging. Those challenged have chosen not to show up. So be it!?!?!!?!?!?!??!
     
  6. Annie
    Offline

    Annie Diamond Member

    Joined:
    Nov 22, 2003
    Messages:
    50,847
    Thanks Received:
    4,644
    Trophy Points:
    1,790
    Ratings:
    +4,770
    Who the hell is Sam?
     
  7. Psychoblues
    Offline

    Psychoblues Senior Member

    Joined:
    Nov 30, 2003
    Messages:
    2,701
    Thanks Received:
    142
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Location:
    North Missisippi
    Ratings:
    +143
    That would be Sam Damnya, kitty.




    You are so desperate.
     
  8. Annie
    Offline

    Annie Diamond Member

    Joined:
    Nov 22, 2003
    Messages:
    50,847
    Thanks Received:
    4,644
    Trophy Points:
    1,790
    Ratings:
    +4,770
    Still no answer. FU Psycho.
     
  9. Psychoblues
    Offline

    Psychoblues Senior Member

    Joined:
    Nov 30, 2003
    Messages:
    2,701
    Thanks Received:
    142
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Location:
    North Missisippi
    Ratings:
    +143
    What about all the rest?


    Them too?

    Thanks but no thanks at least from me. dig it?
     
  10. Chips Rafferty
    Offline

    Chips Rafferty Active Member

    Joined:
    Mar 30, 2007
    Messages:
    839
    Thanks Received:
    75
    Trophy Points:
    28
    Location:
    North of Melbourne, Australia.
    Ratings:
    +75

    Meet the Sensational Alsatians. Sam is the black one, Lochie is the skinny runt next to him
     

    Attached Files:

Share This Page