This post is number 1000 for me. I really wanted to make my 1000th post something meaningful and intelligent, then I thought, hey why should I do that? Out of my previous 999 posts only 15 or 16 were actually worth a damn (the rest were worth much less than a damn). Why deviate from a formula that has half the ladies on this forum sending me PM's asking for wild sex and the other half threatening to kill me (not to mention the 18% of the guys that want me)? It's not like a a baseball player has ever had a 50% batting average. At this rate, I figure I will hit 1000 meaningful posts in about 12.68 years and 1000 intelligent posts in about 18.23 years, and 100% of the ladies wanting wild sex with me in 1.75 trillion years. That 2nd 50% of ladies are really going to regret not jumping on the BatBoy band wagon earlier because I'm sure that when I'm 1.75 trillion years old I won't quite have the stamina that I do today. In honor of my 1000th post, I want to buy a beer for everybody. Anybody got 8,977 straws?