This is #1000

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    This post is number 1000 for me.
    I really wanted to make my 1000th post something meaningful and intelligent, then I thought, hey why should I do that? Out of my previous 999 posts only 15 or 16 were actually worth a damn (the rest were worth much less than a damn).
    Why deviate from a formula that has half the ladies on this forum sending me PM's asking for wild sex and the other half threatening to kill me (not to mention the 18% of the guys that want me)? It's not like a a baseball player has ever had a 50% batting average.
    At this rate, I figure I will hit 1000 meaningful posts in about 12.68 years and 1000 intelligent posts in about 18.23 years, and 100% of the ladies wanting wild sex with me in 1.75 trillion years. That 2nd 50% of ladies are really going to regret not jumping on the BatBoy band wagon earlier because I'm sure that when I'm 1.75 trillion years old I won't quite have the stamina that I do today.

    In honor of my 1000th post, I want to buy a beer for everybody.
    Anybody got 8,977 straws?
     
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    happy 1000th post...you have come far
     
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    Not as far as you.
    When I grow up I want to have 100,000 posts.
     
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    You are having a stroke!















    OF GENIUS!








    I'm so proud of you I could weep, my batty little friend!
     
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    Congratulations Batboy! You've come a long way. Maybe one day you will grow up to be just like us.

    Regards, Wonder Woman
     
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    Don't expect that often from me.
    I try to set the expectations low, that way I can exceed them now and then.
     
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    Oh shit, I just realized I think yesterday or the day before I saw I was at 995 and thought "I should do something for my 1000th post!" but then totally forgot about it and now I'm all the way on 1008.

    I always wonder how people here are able to post so much. I've seen people join up one month and have seriously 5,000 posts two months after. It's nuts!
     
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    If I look like your avatar when I grow up I'll just stare into the mirror and pleasure myself.
    I'd make a great lesbian if I was a hot chick.
     
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    Are Chris and DavidS still bothering you again?
     
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    See, you could have been cool and self-aggrandizing like me, but you missed the opportunity.
     

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