Thinking Ahead ...

[fncceo]

... to my eventual interment. I want something pithy on my headstone, to bring a grin to my family who visit out of obligation for the first year, and people who accidentally wander past thereafter. For that reason, I'm considering the following epitaphs for my headstone:

Of course, feel free to suggest ones of your own.

 

[petro]

Spent my whole life getting here.


I now know something you don't.

 

[night_son]

... to my eventual interment. I want something pithy on my headstone, to bring a grin to my family who visit out of obligation for the first year, and people who accidentally wander past thereafter. For that reason, I'm considering the following epitaphs for my headstone:

Of course, feel free to suggest ones of your own.

Got to go with a Dead End sign on the old headstone, front and back.

 

[aaronleland]

"Here lies fncceo."

 

[fncceo]

"Here lies fncceo."

Kind of prosaic.

 

[aaronleland]

"Here lies fncceo."

Kind of prosaic.

I disagree...

*Googles "prosaic"*

Oh, yeah. You're probably right.