Things we'll never read on USMB...

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    Didn't I just read them? If I did, then....
     
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    you must have forgotten about our resident loons.... first to mind is Padisha....
     
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    :wtf: You beat me to it! :laugh:
     
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    Europe is a role model for the US.
     
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    The difference is if Padisha said it it would be more like, "Hate donte euro of the americanns. we just like to hate on the gorgebush and those people other like him."
     
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    While thinking to himself, ** "Naturellement ceci signifie tous les Américains parce qu'ils sont tous comme George Bush." Then ignoring the next American that comes into his gas station where he works on general principal.

    Which of course leads me to my Thing we'll never read on USMB:

    **Translation: Of course this means all Americans because they are all like George Bush.
     

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