Is it because light travels faster than sound why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead? Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"? Why do they call it the Department of the Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors? How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it? Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase? If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse? Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? How is it possible to have a civil war? If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of asteroids? Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole plane made out of that stuff? Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?