1. After closing the medicine cabinet I never see the reflection of a bad guy behind the door. 2. After throwing my knife across the room and hitting the bad guy, he never just drops dead. 3. After taking of my glasses and letting my hair down, I don't suddenly look 10 times better. 4. After emptying my gun into the monster I never throw it at him. 5. The 18 year old kid is never smarter than me. 6. I never stop and cock my gun after pointing it at the bad guy. 7. I can't get hit in the face 10 times and still win the fight. 8. All the muslim women I see are not beautiful and alluring. 9. When the brakes lines on my car are cut, they don't keep working until I get to the cliff. 10. The 110 pound woman never over powers me. what else?