Things not to say on your Wedding Night

Joz

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Mar 9, 2004
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1. But, everybody looks funny naked.

2. Keep it down, my mother's a light sleeper.

3. You're almost as good as my ex.

4. Can you please pass me the remote?

5. You could at least ACT like you're enjoying it.

6. I have a confession.....

7. No really, I do this part better myself.

8. Do you mind if I make a few phone calls?
 

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