Things Jesus Never Said

[Luddly Neddite]

I've made no secret of hating the hypocrisy of phony christians - the ones that bluster and brag and tell us they know what god wants and what you should do to be a good christian but then go to other forums/threads and rant the nastiest hate I've ever read. They hate children, gays, blacks, Hispanics, women and the list goes on. Then, back to this forum to preach again, from their high and mighty position on high. Not one of them would get off their butts to help their fellow man but they never stop preaching how others should do it for them while they thump their bibles to excuse the damage they want to do and actually do to their fellow man, woman, child and "other".

So, when I got this in my inbox, I just knew y'all would want to read it.

Just kidding, of course. Down deep, the phonies know who they are. They will see themselves in this but they'll never admit it.

Things Jesus didn't say

• ”Love your friends, bless those who bless you … and screw everybody else.”
• “If you had the faith of this mustard seed … you wouldn’t need all that fancy ‘affordable healthcare.’”
• “Blessed are the racists, for they will rise to great heights in the new administration.”
• “My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me? I mean, look at all these liberals, and their un-Christian ‘caring for widows, orphans, and the stranger.’ Why can’t they care about Christian stuff, like the 2nd amendment or school prayer?”
• “Go, sell all you have and give it to the richest one percent.”
• “Blessed are those who hate immigrants in my name, for they shall inherit all the jobs white people don’t want to do.”
• “Follow me and I will make you fishers of … people who look just like you.”
• “Give unto Caesar that which belongs to Caesar, and give unto God only what you can’t hide on your 1040.”
• “Let the little children come to me … unless they’re in Head Start or need help with school lunches, then cast them out into the outer darkness where there will be weeping and gnashing of their tiny little teeth.”
• “Come unto me all ye who are weary and heavy laden … and I will make sure you have no union to watch over you.”
• “Go ye therefore into all the world … and make sure everybody hates Muslims. Because obviously.”
• “My God, my God, why do women not see that men should have the last word about what they do with their bodies?”
• “You have heard it said, ‘You shall not commit adultery, but I say to you … unless she’s a lot younger, prettier (like a model or whatever), and you’ve had enough foresight to sign a prenup.’”
• “You have heard it said, ‘An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth, but I say to you … what the hell? They’ve got it coming.’”
• ”You have heard it said that healthcare should be a right for everyone, but I say to you, ‘If you can store up for yourselves another new Benz, even though it comes from money meant for poor people’s chemotherapy, then you should totally do it.’”
• “You cannot serve God and mammon … which is why it was important to have the Supreme Court rule favorably in Citizens United. Helps us keep to keep who’s who straight.”
• “Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven … but if you have a suitably large investment portfolio, that definitely won’t hurt.”
• “If anyone strikes you on the right cheek, turn the other also.” (Marginalia—“This only applies to People of Color and women in abusive relationships.”)
• “Again, you have heard that it was said to those of ancient times, ‘You shall not swear falsely, but I say to you … just kidding. That’s for suckers!”
• “And I, when I am lifted up, will draw all straight, cisgender, middle class white guys unto myself.”
• “I am the good shepherd. The good shepherd lays down his life for the sheep … except refugees. They definitely do not count.”
• “So therefore , none of you can become my disciple if you do not give up all your possessions.” (Wait. Actually, he did say that, but he probably shouldn’t have.)

 

[DGS49]

Jesus didn't say, "Instead of being charitable yourself, try to get The Government (i.e., OTHER PEOPLE) to provide food, housing, health care and stuff for people can't (or won't) afford it, and then CALL YOURSELF charitable and compassionate, because you voted for the thieves who did it."

How's that?

 

[Harry Dresden]

he did say at the last supper....."okay.....who farted?".........

 

[Vastator]

"Hey Peter! Look at the tits on that broad"!

 

[Sunni Man]

I always find it comical whenever a secular atheist like the OP poster who despises Christians starts to lecture them about Jesus and their religion. .... ..

 

[Bob Blaylock]

Things Jesus didn't say

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• “And I, when I am lifted up, will draw all straight, cisgender, middle class white guys unto myself.”

Paul, writing on authority and instruction from Jesus, did say this:

Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.​

And only perverts and the insane ever use the word “cisgender” as if it has any meaning. Merely by using it, you completely discredit yourself to any sane, decent persons.

 

[yiostheoy]

I've made no secret of hating the hypocrisy of phony christians - the ones that bluster and brag and tell us they know what god wants and what you should do to be a good christian but then go to other forums/threads and rant the nastiest hate I've ever read. They hate children, gays, blacks, Hispanics, women and the list goes on. Then, back to this forum to preach again, from their high and mighty position on high. Not one of them would get off their butts to help their fellow man but they never stop preaching how others should do it for them while they thump their bibles to excuse the damage they want to do and actually do to their fellow man, woman, child and "other".

So, when I got this in my inbox, I just knew y'all would want to read it.

Just kidding, of course. Down deep, the phonies know who they are. They will see themselves in this but they'll never admit it.

Things Jesus didn't say

• ”Love your friends, bless those who bless you … and screw everybody else.”
• “If you had the faith of this mustard seed … you wouldn’t need all that fancy ‘affordable healthcare.’”
• “Blessed are the racists, for they will rise to great heights in the new administration.”
• “My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me? I mean, look at all these liberals, and their un-Christian ‘caring for widows, orphans, and the stranger.’ Why can’t they care about Christian stuff, like the 2nd amendment or school prayer?”
• “Go, sell all you have and give it to the richest one percent.”
• “Blessed are those who hate immigrants in my name, for they shall inherit all the jobs white people don’t want to do.”
• “Follow me and I will make you fishers of … people who look just like you.”
• “Give unto Caesar that which belongs to Caesar, and give unto God only what you can’t hide on your 1040.”
• “Let the little children come to me … unless they’re in Head Start or need help with school lunches, then cast them out into the outer darkness where there will be weeping and gnashing of their tiny little teeth.”
• “Come unto me all ye who are weary and heavy laden … and I will make sure you have no union to watch over you.”
• “Go ye therefore into all the world … and make sure everybody hates Muslims. Because obviously.”
• “My God, my God, why do women not see that men should have the last word about what they do with their bodies?”
• “You have heard it said, ‘You shall not commit adultery, but I say to you … unless she’s a lot younger, prettier (like a model or whatever), and you’ve had enough foresight to sign a prenup.’”
• “You have heard it said, ‘An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth, but I say to you … what the hell? They’ve got it coming.’”
• ”You have heard it said that healthcare should be a right for everyone, but I say to you, ‘If you can store up for yourselves another new Benz, even though it comes from money meant for poor people’s chemotherapy, then you should totally do it.’”
• “You cannot serve God and mammon … which is why it was important to have the Supreme Court rule favorably in Citizens United. Helps us keep to keep who’s who straight.”
• “Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven … but if you have a suitably large investment portfolio, that definitely won’t hurt.”
• “If anyone strikes you on the right cheek, turn the other also.” (Marginalia—“This only applies to People of Color and women in abusive relationships.”)
• “Again, you have heard that it was said to those of ancient times, ‘You shall not swear falsely, but I say to you … just kidding. That’s for suckers!”
• “And I, when I am lifted up, will draw all straight, cisgender, middle class white guys unto myself.”
• “I am the good shepherd. The good shepherd lays down his life for the sheep … except refugees. They definitely do not count.”
• “So therefore , none of you can become my disciple if you do not give up all your possessions.” (Wait. Actually, he did say that, but he probably shouldn’t have.)

You must really hate Protestants then just like I do.

 

[yiostheoy]

I find it comical whenever a secular atheist like the OP poster who despises Christians starts to lecture them about their religion. .... ..

I don't think he/she means ALL Christians just MOST Christians.

Face it Sunni Man they have not done you any favors either.

 

[yiostheoy]

he did say at the last supper....."okay.....who farted?".........

No that was all the other apostles saying "was it I?"

 

[Luddly Neddite]

Jesus didn't say, "Instead of being charitable yourself, try to get The Government (i.e., OTHER PEOPLE) to provide food, housing, health care and stuff for people can't (or won't) afford it, and then CALL YOURSELF charitable and compassionate, because you voted for the thieves who did it."

How's that?

You spose Jesus knew that "the people" and "the govt" are one and the same?

And I did not vote for the thieves who did it. Nothing on this planet would make me vote for a Repub leech ever again.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

I've made no secret of hating the hypocrisy of phony christians - the ones that bluster and brag and tell us they know what god wants and what you should do to be a good christian but then go to other forums/threads and rant the nastiest hate I've ever read. They hate children, gays, blacks, Hispanics, women and the list goes on. Then, back to this forum to preach again, from their high and mighty position on high. Not one of them would get off their butts to help their fellow man but they never stop preaching how others should do it for them while they thump their bibles to excuse the damage they want to do and actually do to their fellow man, woman, child and "other".

So, when I got this in my inbox, I just knew y'all would want to read it.

Just kidding, of course. Down deep, the phonies know who they are. They will see themselves in this but they'll never admit it.

Things Jesus didn't say

• ”Love your friends, bless those who bless you … and screw everybody else.”
• “If you had the faith of this mustard seed … you wouldn’t need all that fancy ‘affordable healthcare.’”
• “Blessed are the racists, for they will rise to great heights in the new administration.”
• “My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me? I mean, look at all these liberals, and their un-Christian ‘caring for widows, orphans, and the stranger.’ Why can’t they care about Christian stuff, like the 2nd amendment or school prayer?”
• “Go, sell all you have and give it to the richest one percent.”
• “Blessed are those who hate immigrants in my name, for they shall inherit all the jobs white people don’t want to do.”
• “Follow me and I will make you fishers of … people who look just like you.”
• “Give unto Caesar that which belongs to Caesar, and give unto God only what you can’t hide on your 1040.”
• “Let the little children come to me … unless they’re in Head Start or need help with school lunches, then cast them out into the outer darkness where there will be weeping and gnashing of their tiny little teeth.”
• “Come unto me all ye who are weary and heavy laden … and I will make sure you have no union to watch over you.”
• “Go ye therefore into all the world … and make sure everybody hates Muslims. Because obviously.”
• “My God, my God, why do women not see that men should have the last word about what they do with their bodies?”
• “You have heard it said, ‘You shall not commit adultery, but I say to you … unless she’s a lot younger, prettier (like a model or whatever), and you’ve had enough foresight to sign a prenup.’”
• “You have heard it said, ‘An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth, but I say to you … what the hell? They’ve got it coming.’”
• ”You have heard it said that healthcare should be a right for everyone, but I say to you, ‘If you can store up for yourselves another new Benz, even though it comes from money meant for poor people’s chemotherapy, then you should totally do it.’”
• “You cannot serve God and mammon … which is why it was important to have the Supreme Court rule favorably in Citizens United. Helps us keep to keep who’s who straight.”
• “Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven … but if you have a suitably large investment portfolio, that definitely won’t hurt.”
• “If anyone strikes you on the right cheek, turn the other also.” (Marginalia—“This only applies to People of Color and women in abusive relationships.”)
• “Again, you have heard that it was said to those of ancient times, ‘You shall not swear falsely, but I say to you … just kidding. That’s for suckers!”
• “And I, when I am lifted up, will draw all straight, cisgender, middle class white guys unto myself.”
• “I am the good shepherd. The good shepherd lays down his life for the sheep … except refugees. They definitely do not count.”
• “So therefore , none of you can become my disciple if you do not give up all your possessions.” (Wait. Actually, he did say that, but he probably shouldn’t have.)

You must really hate Protestants then just like I do.

Nope.

As I said, I hate the phonies.

And though this is about Jesus, I would say the same about other religions as well.

I hate the phonies.

 

[yiostheoy]

I've made no secret of hating the hypocrisy of phony christians - the ones that bluster and brag and tell us they know what god wants and what you should do to be a good christian but then go to other forums/threads and rant the nastiest hate I've ever read. They hate children, gays, blacks, Hispanics, women and the list goes on. Then, back to this forum to preach again, from their high and mighty position on high. Not one of them would get off their butts to help their fellow man but they never stop preaching how others should do it for them while they thump their bibles to excuse the damage they want to do and actually do to their fellow man, woman, child and "other".

So, when I got this in my inbox, I just knew y'all would want to read it.

Just kidding, of course. Down deep, the phonies know who they are. They will see themselves in this but they'll never admit it.

Things Jesus didn't say

• ”Love your friends, bless those who bless you … and screw everybody else.”
• “If you had the faith of this mustard seed … you wouldn’t need all that fancy ‘affordable healthcare.’”
• “Blessed are the racists, for they will rise to great heights in the new administration.”
• “My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me? I mean, look at all these liberals, and their un-Christian ‘caring for widows, orphans, and the stranger.’ Why can’t they care about Christian stuff, like the 2nd amendment or school prayer?”
• “Go, sell all you have and give it to the richest one percent.”
• “Blessed are those who hate immigrants in my name, for they shall inherit all the jobs white people don’t want to do.”
• “Follow me and I will make you fishers of … people who look just like you.”
• “Give unto Caesar that which belongs to Caesar, and give unto God only what you can’t hide on your 1040.”
• “Let the little children come to me … unless they’re in Head Start or need help with school lunches, then cast them out into the outer darkness where there will be weeping and gnashing of their tiny little teeth.”
• “Come unto me all ye who are weary and heavy laden … and I will make sure you have no union to watch over you.”
• “Go ye therefore into all the world … and make sure everybody hates Muslims. Because obviously.”
• “My God, my God, why do women not see that men should have the last word about what they do with their bodies?”
• “You have heard it said, ‘You shall not commit adultery, but I say to you … unless she’s a lot younger, prettier (like a model or whatever), and you’ve had enough foresight to sign a prenup.’”
• “You have heard it said, ‘An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth, but I say to you … what the hell? They’ve got it coming.’”
• ”You have heard it said that healthcare should be a right for everyone, but I say to you, ‘If you can store up for yourselves another new Benz, even though it comes from money meant for poor people’s chemotherapy, then you should totally do it.’”
• “You cannot serve God and mammon … which is why it was important to have the Supreme Court rule favorably in Citizens United. Helps us keep to keep who’s who straight.”
• “Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven … but if you have a suitably large investment portfolio, that definitely won’t hurt.”
• “If anyone strikes you on the right cheek, turn the other also.” (Marginalia—“This only applies to People of Color and women in abusive relationships.”)
• “Again, you have heard that it was said to those of ancient times, ‘You shall not swear falsely, but I say to you … just kidding. That’s for suckers!”
• “And I, when I am lifted up, will draw all straight, cisgender, middle class white guys unto myself.”
• “I am the good shepherd. The good shepherd lays down his life for the sheep … except refugees. They definitely do not count.”
• “So therefore , none of you can become my disciple if you do not give up all your possessions.” (Wait. Actually, he did say that, but he probably shouldn’t have.)

You must really hate Protestants then just like I do.

Nope.

As I said, I hate the phonies.

And though this is about Jesus, I would say the same about other religions as well.

I hate the phonies.

What about the 72 virgins then ??

 

[Pogo]

I've made no secret of hating the hypocrisy of phony christians - the ones that bluster and brag and tell us they know what god wants and what you should do to be a good christian but then go to other forums/threads and rant the nastiest hate I've ever read. They hate children, gays, blacks, Hispanics, women and the list goes on. Then, back to this forum to preach again, from their high and mighty position on high. Not one of them would get off their butts to help their fellow man but they never stop preaching how others should do it for them while they thump their bibles to excuse the damage they want to do and actually do to their fellow man, woman, child and "other".

So, when I got this in my inbox, I just knew y'all would want to read it.

Just kidding, of course. Down deep, the phonies know who they are. They will see themselves in this but they'll never admit it.

Things Jesus didn't say

• ”Love your friends, bless those who bless you … and screw everybody else.”
• “If you had the faith of this mustard seed … you wouldn’t need all that fancy ‘affordable healthcare.’”
• “Blessed are the racists, for they will rise to great heights in the new administration.”
• “My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me? I mean, look at all these liberals, and their un-Christian ‘caring for widows, orphans, and the stranger.’ Why can’t they care about Christian stuff, like the 2nd amendment or school prayer?”
• “Go, sell all you have and give it to the richest one percent.”
• “Blessed are those who hate immigrants in my name, for they shall inherit all the jobs white people don’t want to do.”
• “Follow me and I will make you fishers of … people who look just like you.”
• “Give unto Caesar that which belongs to Caesar, and give unto God only what you can’t hide on your 1040.”
• “Let the little children come to me … unless they’re in Head Start or need help with school lunches, then cast them out into the outer darkness where there will be weeping and gnashing of their tiny little teeth.”
• “Come unto me all ye who are weary and heavy laden … and I will make sure you have no union to watch over you.”
• “Go ye therefore into all the world … and make sure everybody hates Muslims. Because obviously.”
• “My God, my God, why do women not see that men should have the last word about what they do with their bodies?”
• “You have heard it said, ‘You shall not commit adultery, but I say to you … unless she’s a lot younger, prettier (like a model or whatever), and you’ve had enough foresight to sign a prenup.’”
• “You have heard it said, ‘An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth, but I say to you … what the hell? They’ve got it coming.’”
• ”You have heard it said that healthcare should be a right for everyone, but I say to you, ‘If you can store up for yourselves another new Benz, even though it comes from money meant for poor people’s chemotherapy, then you should totally do it.’”
• “You cannot serve God and mammon … which is why it was important to have the Supreme Court rule favorably in Citizens United. Helps us keep to keep who’s who straight.”
• “Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven … but if you have a suitably large investment portfolio, that definitely won’t hurt.”
• “If anyone strikes you on the right cheek, turn the other also.” (Marginalia—“This only applies to People of Color and women in abusive relationships.”)
• “Again, you have heard that it was said to those of ancient times, ‘You shall not swear falsely, but I say to you … just kidding. That’s for suckers!”
• “And I, when I am lifted up, will draw all straight, cisgender, middle class white guys unto myself.”
• “I am the good shepherd. The good shepherd lays down his life for the sheep … except refugees. They definitely do not count.”
• “So therefore , none of you can become my disciple if you do not give up all your possessions.” (Wait. Actually, he did say that, but he probably shouldn’t have.)

There's a few more........

"For it is written... suffer the pussies to come unto me, yea that I may grab them"...

"Amen amen I say to you, I'll be dating you in ten years"....

"For what does it profit a man if he hath not a young and juicy piece of ass?"

"My TV is a house of prayer. But you have made it a box of blood coming out of your wherever"...

 

[Sunni Man]

I hate the phonies.

Then you really must hate yourself LudNut. ...

 

[Pogo]

"Blessed are the meek, because who would vote for that face?"

 

[Tommy Tainant]

he did say at the last supper....."okay.....who farted?".........

Joking aside he did actually ask who had a starter.

 

[Sunni Man]

"Blessed are the meek, because who would vote for that face?"

I have to agree with you on that one Pogo. ....

 

[The Great Goose]

I've made no secret of hating the hypocrisy of phony christians - the ones that bluster and brag and tell us they know what god wants and what you should do to be a good christian but then go to other forums/threads and rant the nastiest hate I've ever read. They hate children, gays, blacks, Hispanics, women and the list goes on. Then, back to this forum to preach again, from their high and mighty position on high. Not one of them would get off their butts to help their fellow man but they never stop preaching how others should do it for them while they thump their bibles to excuse the damage they want to do and actually do to their fellow man, woman, child and "other".

So, when I got this in my inbox, I just knew y'all would want to read it.

Just kidding, of course. Down deep, the phonies know who they are. They will see themselves in this but they'll never admit it.

Things Jesus didn't say

• ”Love your friends, bless those who bless you … and screw everybody else.”
• “If you had the faith of this mustard seed … you wouldn’t need all that fancy ‘affordable healthcare.’”
• “Blessed are the racists, for they will rise to great heights in the new administration.”
• “My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me? I mean, look at all these liberals, and their un-Christian ‘caring for widows, orphans, and the stranger.’ Why can’t they care about Christian stuff, like the 2nd amendment or school prayer?”
• “Go, sell all you have and give it to the richest one percent.”
• “Blessed are those who hate immigrants in my name, for they shall inherit all the jobs white people don’t want to do.”
• “Follow me and I will make you fishers of … people who look just like you.”
• “Give unto Caesar that which belongs to Caesar, and give unto God only what you can’t hide on your 1040.”
• “Let the little children come to me … unless they’re in Head Start or need help with school lunches, then cast them out into the outer darkness where there will be weeping and gnashing of their tiny little teeth.”
• “Come unto me all ye who are weary and heavy laden … and I will make sure you have no union to watch over you.”
• “Go ye therefore into all the world … and make sure everybody hates Muslims. Because obviously.”
• “My God, my God, why do women not see that men should have the last word about what they do with their bodies?”
• “You have heard it said, ‘You shall not commit adultery, but I say to you … unless she’s a lot younger, prettier (like a model or whatever), and you’ve had enough foresight to sign a prenup.’”
• “You have heard it said, ‘An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth, but I say to you … what the hell? They’ve got it coming.’”
• ”You have heard it said that healthcare should be a right for everyone, but I say to you, ‘If you can store up for yourselves another new Benz, even though it comes from money meant for poor people’s chemotherapy, then you should totally do it.’”
• “You cannot serve God and mammon … which is why it was important to have the Supreme Court rule favorably in Citizens United. Helps us keep to keep who’s who straight.”
• “Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven … but if you have a suitably large investment portfolio, that definitely won’t hurt.”
• “If anyone strikes you on the right cheek, turn the other also.” (Marginalia—“This only applies to People of Color and women in abusive relationships.”)
• “Again, you have heard that it was said to those of ancient times, ‘You shall not swear falsely, but I say to you … just kidding. That’s for suckers!”
• “And I, when I am lifted up, will draw all straight, cisgender, middle class white guys unto myself.”
• “I am the good shepherd. The good shepherd lays down his life for the sheep … except refugees. They definitely do not count.”
• “So therefore , none of you can become my disciple if you do not give up all your possessions.” (Wait. Actually, he did say that, but he probably shouldn’t have.)

It's not Christianity anymore. It's a form of political correctness called Christianism.

 

[The Great Goose]

I've made no secret of hating the hypocrisy of phony christians - the ones that bluster and brag and tell us they know what god wants and what you should do to be a good christian but then go to other forums/threads and rant the nastiest hate I've ever read. They hate children, gays, blacks, Hispanics, women and the list goes on. Then, back to this forum to preach again, from their high and mighty position on high. Not one of them would get off their butts to help their fellow man but they never stop preaching how others should do it for them while they thump their bibles to excuse the damage they want to do and actually do to their fellow man, woman, child and "other".

So, when I got this in my inbox, I just knew y'all would want to read it.

Just kidding, of course. Down deep, the phonies know who they are. They will see themselves in this but they'll never admit it.

Things Jesus didn't say

• ”Love your friends, bless those who bless you … and screw everybody else.”
• “If you had the faith of this mustard seed … you wouldn’t need all that fancy ‘affordable healthcare.’”
• “Blessed are the racists, for they will rise to great heights in the new administration.”
• “My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me? I mean, look at all these liberals, and their un-Christian ‘caring for widows, orphans, and the stranger.’ Why can’t they care about Christian stuff, like the 2nd amendment or school prayer?”
• “Go, sell all you have and give it to the richest one percent.”
• “Blessed are those who hate immigrants in my name, for they shall inherit all the jobs white people don’t want to do.”
• “Follow me and I will make you fishers of … people who look just like you.”
• “Give unto Caesar that which belongs to Caesar, and give unto God only what you can’t hide on your 1040.”
• “Let the little children come to me … unless they’re in Head Start or need help with school lunches, then cast them out into the outer darkness where there will be weeping and gnashing of their tiny little teeth.”
• “Come unto me all ye who are weary and heavy laden … and I will make sure you have no union to watch over you.”
• “Go ye therefore into all the world … and make sure everybody hates Muslims. Because obviously.”
• “My God, my God, why do women not see that men should have the last word about what they do with their bodies?”
• “You have heard it said, ‘You shall not commit adultery, but I say to you … unless she’s a lot younger, prettier (like a model or whatever), and you’ve had enough foresight to sign a prenup.’”
• “You have heard it said, ‘An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth, but I say to you … what the hell? They’ve got it coming.’”
• ”You have heard it said that healthcare should be a right for everyone, but I say to you, ‘If you can store up for yourselves another new Benz, even though it comes from money meant for poor people’s chemotherapy, then you should totally do it.’”
• “You cannot serve God and mammon … which is why it was important to have the Supreme Court rule favorably in Citizens United. Helps us keep to keep who’s who straight.”
• “Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven … but if you have a suitably large investment portfolio, that definitely won’t hurt.”
• “If anyone strikes you on the right cheek, turn the other also.” (Marginalia—“This only applies to People of Color and women in abusive relationships.”)
• “Again, you have heard that it was said to those of ancient times, ‘You shall not swear falsely, but I say to you … just kidding. That’s for suckers!”
• “And I, when I am lifted up, will draw all straight, cisgender, middle class white guys unto myself.”
• “I am the good shepherd. The good shepherd lays down his life for the sheep … except refugees. They definitely do not count.”
• “So therefore , none of you can become my disciple if you do not give up all your possessions.” (Wait. Actually, he did say that, but he probably shouldn’t have.)

It's not Christianity anymore. It's a form of political correctness called Christianism.

To elaborate, when looking for cultural Marxism in it's various guises look for litigiousness.

If the morality isn't ONLY, that person feels bad so I feel bad for them, then it ain't morality, it's political correctness.

 

[BULLDOG]

I always find it comical whenever a secular atheist like the OP poster who despises Christians starts to lecture them about Jesus and their religion. .... ..

You're right. I'm sure it's very annoying to the political Christians who know which parts you are supposed to ignore.