Things I have learned.....

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    As I Mature I've learned that you cannot make
    someone love you. All you can do is
    stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

    I've learned that no matter how much I care,
    some people are just assholes.

    I've learned that it takes years
    to build up trust, and it only takes
    suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

    I've learned that you can get by
    on charm for about fifteen minutes.
    After that, you'd better have a big willy
    or huge boobs.

    I've learned that you shouldn't
    compare yourself to others - they are
    more screwed up than you think.

    I've learned that you can keep vomiting
    long after you think you're finished.

    I've learned that we are responsible
    for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

    I've learned that regardless of
    how hot and steamy a relationship is at
    first, the passion fades, and there had better
    be a lot of money to take its place!

    I've learned that 99% of the time when
    something isn't working in your house, one
    of your kids did it.

    I've learned that there are three kids living in your house you weren't aware of ... they are "Not Me" "I Don't know" and "Huh?"


    I've learned that as soon as you expect the world to make sense, you have lost the game.


    I've learned that when you say "Things can't get any worse" they invariably do just that.

    I've learned that every opportunity for romance I passed up in youth has come back to haunt me in old age.

    I've learned that your mind feels the same at 60 as it does at 25, you just have an ugly ass carrying it around.

    I've learned that the mirror doesn't lie and neither does the scale, dammit.

    I've learned that the people you care most
    about in life are taken from you too soon
    and all the less important ones just never go away.

    Pass this along to 5 friends...trust me,
    they'll appreciate it. Who knows, maybe
    Something good will happen.


    If not... well, tough shit.
     
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    :thanks: :thanks: Thank ya !
     
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    Sandy, that was great and so true! :clap1: :clap1:
     
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    Good job there Sandy, and I agree with Kathianne, how true!

    Atleast you know the boob thing, Manhattan will say you fit that fine! haha! more so the cabbies! "oh my god"!
     
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    :teeth: Thanks, Sandy!
     
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    #1 is how I got DK :dev3:

    #2 describes my ex
    #3 remember this, DK.
    #4 thank god that I have da boobs and that I DONT have the willy!!!
     
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    Yes, I am sure the cabbies and Manhattan is ready for another round ! :dev1:

    "yes,very big boobies.." hahahahahahaha
     
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    I'm sure if no one else appreciates that fact, DK does!!!
     

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