AtlantaWalter
Member
Things Hallmark doesn't say:
1. So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side, it's really good pay.
2. My tire was thumping, I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
3. Heard your wife left you, How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it.....She moved in with me.
> > 4. Looking back over the years that we've been together
> > I can't help but wonder? What the hell was I thinking?
> >
> > 5. Congratulations on your wedding day!
> > Too bad no one likes your husband.
> >
> > 6. How could two people as beautiful as you...
> > Have such an ugly baby?
> >
> > 7. I've always wanted to have someone to hold,
> > someone to love.
> > After having met you.... I've changed my mind.
> >
> > 8. I must admit, you brought Religion into my life...
> > I never believed in Hell till I met you.
> >
> > 9. As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am....
> > That you're not here to ruin it for me.
> >
> > 10. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go...
> > would you like to take this knife out of my back?
> > You'll probably need it again.
> >
> > 11. Someday I hope to get married....but not to you.
> >
> > 12. Happy birthday! You look great for your age....
> > Almost Lifelike!
> >
> > 13. When we were together you always said you'd die for me.
> > Now that we've broken up,
> > I think it's time you kept your promise.
> >
> > 14. We have been friends for a very long time....
> > what say we stop?
> >
> > 15. I'm so miserable without you.....
> > it's almost like you're here.
> >
> > 16. Congratulations on you new bundle of joy.
> > Did you ever find out who the father was?
> >
> > 17. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for
your
> > birthday.
> > So we're having you put to sleep.
> >
> > 18. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
> > (Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky, West Virginia,
Oklahoma And Arkansas
1. So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side, it's really good pay.
2. My tire was thumping, I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
3. Heard your wife left you, How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it.....She moved in with me.
> > 4. Looking back over the years that we've been together
> > I can't help but wonder? What the hell was I thinking?
> >
> > 5. Congratulations on your wedding day!
> > Too bad no one likes your husband.
> >
> > 6. How could two people as beautiful as you...
> > Have such an ugly baby?
> >
> > 7. I've always wanted to have someone to hold,
> > someone to love.
> > After having met you.... I've changed my mind.
> >
> > 8. I must admit, you brought Religion into my life...
> > I never believed in Hell till I met you.
> >
> > 9. As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am....
> > That you're not here to ruin it for me.
> >
> > 10. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go...
> > would you like to take this knife out of my back?
> > You'll probably need it again.
> >
> > 11. Someday I hope to get married....but not to you.
> >
> > 12. Happy birthday! You look great for your age....
> > Almost Lifelike!
> >
> > 13. When we were together you always said you'd die for me.
> > Now that we've broken up,
> > I think it's time you kept your promise.
> >
> > 14. We have been friends for a very long time....
> > what say we stop?
> >
> > 15. I'm so miserable without you.....
> > it's almost like you're here.
> >
> > 16. Congratulations on you new bundle of joy.
> > Did you ever find out who the father was?
> >
> > 17. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for
your
> > birthday.
> > So we're having you put to sleep.
> >
> > 18. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
> > (Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky, West Virginia,
Oklahoma And Arkansas
