Things Hallmark doesn't say....

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    Things Hallmark doesn't say:

    1. So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day.
    Look at the bright side, it's really good pay.

    2. My tire was thumping, I thought it was flat
    When I looked at the tire...I noticed your cat.
    Sorry!

    3. Heard your wife left you, How upset you must be.
    But don't fret about it.....She moved in with me.

    > > 4. Looking back over the years that we've been together
    > > I can't help but wonder? What the hell was I thinking?
    > >
    > > 5. Congratulations on your wedding day!
    > > Too bad no one likes your husband.
    > >
    > > 6. How could two people as beautiful as you...
    > > Have such an ugly baby?
    > >
    > > 7. I've always wanted to have someone to hold,
    > > someone to love.
    > > After having met you.... I've changed my mind.
    > >
    > > 8. I must admit, you brought Religion into my life...
    > > I never believed in Hell till I met you.
    > >
    > > 9. As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am....
    > > That you're not here to ruin it for me.
    > >
    > > 10. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go...
    > > would you like to take this knife out of my back?
    > > You'll probably need it again.
    > >
    > > 11. Someday I hope to get married....but not to you.
    > >
    > > 12. Happy birthday! You look great for your age....
    > > Almost Lifelike!
    > >
    > > 13. When we were together you always said you'd die for me.
    > > Now that we've broken up,
    > > I think it's time you kept your promise.
    > >
    > > 14. We have been friends for a very long time....
    > > what say we stop?
    > >
    > > 15. I'm so miserable without you.....
    > > it's almost like you're here.
    > >
    > > 16. Congratulations on you new bundle of joy.
    > > Did you ever find out who the father was?
    > >
    > > 17. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for
    your
    > > birthday.
    > > So we're having you put to sleep.
    > >
    > > 18. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
    > > (Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky, West Virginia,
    Oklahoma And Arkansas
     
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    18. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
    > > (Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky, West Virginia,
    Oklahoma And Arkansas
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: and folks wonder where the funny looking teeth comes from!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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