I'm on an elliptical at the gym and this old skinny ass white woman gets on next to me and starts talking to this guy on a machine on her other side (STFU at the gym btw).
Her granddaughter's getting married, and she'll be the sixth generation Ole Miss Grad. The guy asks, "is the bridegroom Ole Miss too?" She says "no he's a Cornell grad like his father. His father went to Cornell on a track scholarship, and he was originally from KENYA where he learned to run by running away from 'wild animals.'"
So, I say, "Oh do you know President Obama's people? He seemed like a nice man. Are they nice too?"
She stfu.
Her granddaughter's getting married, and she'll be the sixth generation Ole Miss Grad. The guy asks, "is the bridegroom Ole Miss too?" She says "no he's a Cornell grad like his father. His father went to Cornell on a track scholarship, and he was originally from KENYA where he learned to run by running away from 'wild animals.'"
So, I say, "Oh do you know President Obama's people? He seemed like a nice man. Are they nice too?"
She stfu.
