"There's a GIANT "Anomaly" Buried Under The Moon"

[The Purge]

Now isn't that interesting and confirmed by NASA!

 

[JimBowie1958]

Freemasons secret Moon base.

 

[Pogo]

Now isn't that interesting and confirmed by NASA!

Yeah that's Mars.

You know Mars. It's a very wonderful place in Germany.

 

[Pogo]

Freemasons secret Moon base.

Or for short --- "Freebase".

 

[Crixus]

Now isn't that interesting and confirmed by NASA!

Yeah that's Mars.

You know Mars. It's a very wonderful place in Germany.

Fucking liar Mars is a candy bar, man your dumb.

 

[Tijn Von Ingersleben]

Holy shit.

 

[rightwinger]

Jimmy Hoffa?

 

[CrusaderFrank]

The Moon is an artificial satellite

 

[ThunderKiss1965]

Secure Team ? The guy is a nutbag loon.

 

[toobfreak]

Jimmy Hoffa?

Hillary's secret email dumpsite.

 

[toobfreak]

Now isn't that interesting and confirmed by NASA!

Likely, the Moon took a hit for the Earth during the LHB (Late Heavy Bombardment) when all the remaining loose rubble between the planets was being cleaned up about 4 billion tears ago that was a core of an asteroid. It's weight suspended in the mantle causes a gravity anomaly pulling the Moon crust down about a half mile farther than if it wasn't there.

 

[Muhammed]

Freemasons secret Moon base.

Wrong.

That anomaly is not a moon base. When we built the moon, we constructed it with a weight on one side.

That way gravity would keep the weighted side facing the Earth, and we could do our secret shit on the opposite side without being observed by you people.

 

[fncceo]

 

[strollingbones]

 

[rightwinger]

I saw that in 2001 a Space Odyssey

 

[Olde Europe]

"There's a GIANT "Anomaly" Buried Under The Moon"

How exactly do we envision something "buried under the Moon"?

 

[Pogo]

I did that one the other night. It went something like:


When the
Moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
That's the Martians.

It's a Tweetery gas
That's pulled out of the ass
of Kadarshians....

(hey it ain't easy to find a rhyme for Martians)

Tweets that thing, things he flings
they will cling to the news liiiiike
Nutella;
With that stuff on his head
that looks dead
like a trés-gay chinchilla

 

[toobfreak]

Actually, I didn't hear or know what context Trump was speaking in, but we have fragments of Mars here on Earth and when the Mars-sized impactor hit the Earth about 4 billion years ago (Theia, which created the Moon), material was thrown off to Mars. Indeed, when the Chicxulub impactor hit Yucatan, material was thrown out to the Mars orbit. I have no idea how Trump meant or his exact words but as a non-scientist, Trump may well have been in his general rights to say there was a connection between the Moon and Mars.

At least Trump knows we only have 50 states.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Why the Moon might be Hollow and Artifical

First, it's just too big.

""It's too big to have been captured by the Earth. The chances of such a capture having been effected and the moon then having taken up nearly circular orbit around our Earth are too small to make such an eventuality credible." -- Issac Asimov

Second, it just so happens to be the same apparent size as the Sun causing total eclipses of the Sun and Moon.

"There is no astronomical reason why the moon and the sun should fit so well. It is the sheerest of coincidences, and only the Earth among all the planets is blessed in this fashion." -- Issac Asimov

Third, like many of the Libs here, the Moon is not very dense. The moon's mean density is 3.34 gm/cm3 (3.34 times an equal volume of water) whereas the Earth's is 5.5.

"If the astronomical data are reduced, it is found that the data require that the interior of the moon is more like a hollow than a homogeneous sphere." -- Dr. Gordon MacDonald, NASA

"...the Lunar Orbiter experiments vastly improved our knowledge of the moon's gravitational field... indicating the frightening possibility that the moon might be hollow." -- Dr. Sean C. Solomon, MIT

The best explanation [for the Moon] was observational error - the Moon does not exist. -- Irwin Shapiro, Harvard Smithsonian Centre for astrophysics.

Fourth, it rings like a bell when you drop things on it.

On November 20, 1969, the Apollo 12 crew jettisoned the lunar module ascent stage causing it to crash onto the moon, seismometers left on the Moon reported that the moon reverberated like a bell for more than an hour.

Apollo 13 dropped its Third Stage booster onto the lunar surface and the seismometers reported reverberations that lasted for three hours and twenty minutes and traveled to a depth of twenty-five miles, leading to the conclusion that the moon has an unusually light—or even no—core.

Ken Johnson, NASA said that the engineers thought the vibrations peculiar, as it the Moon had dampening struts.

 

[Pogo]

Actually, I didn't hear or know what context Trump was speaking in, but we have fragments of Mars here on Earth and when the Mars-sized impactor hit the Earth about 4 billion years ago (Theia, which created the Moon), material was thrown off to Mars. Indeed, when the Chicxulub impactor hit Yucatan, material was thrown out to the Mars orbit. I have no idea how Trump meant or his exact words but as a non-scientist, Trump may well have been in his general rights to say there was a connection between the Moon and Mars.

At least Trump knows we only have 50 states.

Incredibobble. Who would have thought the Rumpbots would dig so deep into the anal canal of self-delusion that they're actually going to essplain to the class how yes Virginia, the moon really IS a part of Mars.

Nothing means anything any more.

War is Peace; Freedom is Slavery; Moon is Mars; The Bronx is "a very wonderful place in Germany": "would" is "wouldn't"; and at the ass-bottom of it all, Ignorance is Strength.