The Year: 2148...

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    The year is 2,048, Israel and the Muslim nations are still fighting their War of Attrition. Because of the constant rocket attacks, Israel has built a lid over its security walls, much like an American football stadium.

    Since its birth 100 hundred years ago, most of the Israelis have left for greener pastures. The population of Israel has been reduced to 857,000 and the Palestinian Israelis now number 7,000,000 people. A new proportional voting law passed twenty years ago gives Jewish voters 20,000 votes for every one Palestinian. This should keep them in power for 17 more years according to Israeli demographers.

    America which provided much of its military hardware has long disappeared from the scene along with the depletion of oil in the Middle East. It is now self sufficient in new energy sources so that oil needed is miniscule.

    Israel has a new ally in Indiabut that alliance is in danger because conversions to Islam have greatly reduced the amount of Cow Worshipers to a minority. The Israelis tried to introduce Hinduism into Israel to show their solidarity with their ally but the high Rabbinate refused to allow that because you could not eat corned beef but would allow pork chops!

    It just wasn’t Kosher!

    The situation for the farmers is getting desperate too. The Wall is fine for keeping stolen Arab land but without sunlight their electric bills for grow lights is making their products too expensive for marketing.

    There have been rumors that the government will try opening a rolling system of the concrete roof over Israel in different parts of the country, hopefully fooling the Arabs and staying ahead of the rockets.

    Israelis finally elected a woman Prime Minister in since Golda Meir 70 years ago in Attilla Roseis. She promised to Kill ‘em all in her campaign. Roseis is a nice Jewish Grandma who loves her grandchildren in which she teaches them how to kill Arabs.

    The future(to be continued)




    The year is 2148…It has been one hundred years since Roseis was elected PM of Israel, her great grandsons BaytShiite and CamelPed are the only two Jews left in Israel. They were left with trying to convert Palestinians with promises of riches and gold. But alas no takers means that they lack the necessary ten Jews to form a congregation…

    It has been 47 years since the wells went dry in the Middle East. Because of this the ME was no longer important strategically to anyone. America left fifty years ago and stopped sending military hardware to Israel because Israel could no longer afford these weapons because all Jewish Israeli had migrated all over the world seeking economic opportunities without the danger of constant war.



    It is obvious that Israel's military dominance in the ME vaporized when Russia rolled over Israel's Ally who supplied them with Western Arms. Russia is now (if it hasn't already) putting missile shields in Syria and Iran...She probably will now give them missiles and who knows what else?







    1. nightmare for humanity...Consider: Hezbolah does it again with rockets deep into Israel. Israel retaliates with air strikes which are met with new Russian air defense systems which If Israel does not make peace soon the stew is brewing for a major check Israeli Air Power. Israel escalates with a land invasion which fails because Hezbolah has new anti tank weapons transferred from Syria via Russia...Israel bombs Syrian Military positions but the Russian made air defenses take a 80% toll on their planes. Egypt masses troops and Israel threatens nuclear strikes....
    Iran launches thousands of missiles with chemical war heads...Israel retaliates by nuking Tehran...Pakistan sends three dozen nukes into Dimmona and other major Israeli cities...
    Russia and America nervously keep in contact and hold off their forces, the ME is no longer.
     
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    Tunisia Islamist leader rules out normal ties with Israel
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    The head of Tunisia's governing Islamist party has said the country cannot normalise ties with Israel, the official TAP news agency reported Sunday.

    Rached Ghannouchi said that "Tunisians' problem is with Zionism, not with Judaism", but TAP said "the president of Ennahda stressed ... there can be no normalisation with Israel."

    The party won the most seats in an October 23 election,

    TAP said Ghannouchi told a ceremony Saturday in the northwestern town of Beja that the only way for Palestinians to reclaim their land now occupied by Israel is through "the victory of democratic regimes in the Arab World."

    He added that Tunisia's toppled leader Zine el Abidine Ben Ali was "a collaborator with the Zionists."

    Ben Ali, who clung to power through strong-arm tactics and widely discredited elections "betrayed the Palestinian cause," TAP quoted Ghannouchi as saying.

    A few hundred people held a rally outside the national assembly building in Tunis on Friday to protest any normalisation of ties with Israel.
     
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    The year is 2012. Continue your fantasy though. :thup:
     
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    Take two aspirin and don't call me in the morning.
     
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    Funny drivel.
     
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    Pbel ,This is not a science-fiction\fantasy writers fan-club ... If that is what helping you to cope with reality that's fine , how ever you should hone your writing skills because the story is not very good.

    Sadly Palestinians also have a similar thought process to yours , instead of dealing with the here and now , they make up stories of how everything will be if they proceed on their current and destructive path...
    "Israel doesn't exist" They say to themselves... Pure fiction.
     

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