The Worst Thing You Did as a Kid (Original)

:eusa_angel:

I was such a pain in the ass in 2nd grade I actually made the teacher break down and cry. The final breakdown had something to do with a 10-penny nail driven upward through the bottom of her chair.:eusa_whistle:

A literal pain in the ass. :badgrin:

I, for one, am astounded.
 
I bet you have some juicy tidbits to tell too, Gunny.

:eusa_angel:

I was such a pain in the ass in 2nd grade I actually made the teacher break down and cry. The final breakdown had something to do with a 10-penny nail driven upward through the bottom of her chair.:eusa_whistle:

You say "was" like it's a thing of the past... :eusa_whistle:
 
I bet you have some juicy tidbits to tell too, Gunny.

:eusa_angel:

I was such a pain in the ass in 2nd grade I actually made the teacher break down and cry. The final breakdown had something to do with a 10-penny nail driven upward through the bottom of her chair.:eusa_whistle:

You say "was" like it's a thing of the past... :eusa_whistle:

That was 2nd grade when I was still nice. I was just getting started.:cool:
 
I sold a guy a joint once and watched him smoke it and get high off his ass. It was yard grass. Since he got stoned, I must have found a "fertilized" spot.:badgrin:
 
There we were having a cool GI Joe war in the yard and along comes my grandmother and MAKES us let my cousins bring their Barbies and car and play with us.:evil:

Upshot of that was, Barbie's car got napalmed (Ronson lighter fluid) and I got my ass tanned with a cedar switch. See? Even my grandmother was blaming collateral damage on me and I was only 7-8.:eusa_eh:
 
There we were having a cool GI Joe war in the yard and along comes my grandmother and MAKES us let my cousins bring their Barbies and car and play with us.:evil:

Upshot of that was, Barbie's car got napalmed (Ronson lighter fluid) and I got my ass tanned with a cedar switch. See? Even my grandmother was blaming collateral damage on me and I was only 7-8.:eusa_eh:

Did Barbie make it out alive?
 
There we were having a cool GI Joe war in the yard and along comes my grandmother and MAKES us let my cousins bring their Barbies and car and play with us.:evil:

Upshot of that was, Barbie's car got napalmed (Ronson lighter fluid) and I got my ass tanned with a cedar switch. See? Even my grandmother was blaming collateral damage on me and I was only 7-8.:eusa_eh:

Did Barbie make it out alive?

:eusa_eh:

Not even close.:badgrin:
 
There we were having a cool GI Joe war in the yard and along comes my grandmother and MAKES us let my cousins bring their Barbies and car and play with us.:evil:

Upshot of that was, Barbie's car got napalmed (Ronson lighter fluid) and I got my ass tanned with a cedar switch. See? Even my grandmother was blaming collateral damage on me and I was only 7-8.:eusa_eh:

Did Barbie make it out alive?

:eusa_eh:

Not even close.:badgrin:

So much for chivalry. :lol:
 
I remember blowing things up like dolls and toys of all sorts, kind of a coming of age thing really, but mostly I gave my neighbors (who were doing the blowing up) my brother's GI Joes ...
 
There we were having a cool GI Joe war in the yard and along comes my grandmother and MAKES us let my cousins bring their Barbies and car and play with us.:evil:

Upshot of that was, Barbie's car got napalmed (Ronson lighter fluid) and I got my ass tanned with a cedar switch. See? Even my grandmother was blaming collateral damage on me and I was only 7-8.:eusa_eh:
you must have hung out with my brother's, Barbie was always their favorite victim.
 
I bet you have some juicy tidbits to tell too, Gunny.

:eusa_angel:

I was such a pain in the ass in 2nd grade I actually made the teacher break down and cry. The final breakdown had something to do with a 10-penny nail driven upward through the bottom of her chair.:eusa_whistle:

Did your mother put the curse on you? You know the one that you get caught doing something that makes her roll her eyes and say " I hope you have children just like you!"
 

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