Mr. P
VIP Member
A man, returning home a day early from a business trip, got
into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While en route
to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness.
The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agreed.
Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the bedroom. The husband switched on the lights,
yanked the blanket back and there was his wife in bed
with another man. The husband put a gun to the naked
man's head. The wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has
been very generous! I lied when I told you I inherited money.
He paid for the Corvette I bought for you. He paid for
our new cabin cruiser. He paid for your season Green Bay Packer Tickets. He paid for our house at the lake. He paid for
our country club membership, and he even pays the monthly dues!" Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband slowly
lowered the gun. He looked over at the cab driver and
said, "What would you do?" The cabby said, "I'd cover his
ass up with that blanket before he catches a cold."
into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While en route
to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness.
The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agreed.
Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the bedroom. The husband switched on the lights,
yanked the blanket back and there was his wife in bed
with another man. The husband put a gun to the naked
man's head. The wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has
been very generous! I lied when I told you I inherited money.
He paid for the Corvette I bought for you. He paid for
our new cabin cruiser. He paid for your season Green Bay Packer Tickets. He paid for our house at the lake. He paid for
our country club membership, and he even pays the monthly dues!" Shaking his head from side-to-side the husband slowly
lowered the gun. He looked over at the cab driver and
said, "What would you do?" The cabby said, "I'd cover his
ass up with that blanket before he catches a cold."
