The Varying and Numerous Names for Penis.

[Coloradomtnman]

Post any names you know of that are used to describe the penis.

Examples:
Weiner
Weenie
Peepee
John Thomas
Johnson
Trouser Snake
One-eyed Willy
Cock
Dick
Schlong
Wang
Wee Dangler
Wizz Hose (an original)

Funny originals or hithertofore unheard of names will earn rep from the OP starter (that is me).

 

[Bootneck]

Prick
Tonsil Tickler
Dong
bald-headed yoghurt slinger
Love muscle
Plonker
Tallywacker
Skin flute
Love muscle
Baloney pony
Beef bayonet

 

[Mr Natural]

Unit
Crank

and my all time favorite:

The Heat Seeking Moisture Missle of Love

 

[PLYMCO_PILGRIM]

Prick
Tonsil Tickler
Dong
bald-headed yoghurt slinger
Love muscle
Plonker
Tallywacker
Skin flute
Love muscle
Baloney pony
Beef bayonet

Unit
Crank

and my all time favorite:

The Heat Seeking Moisture Missle of Love

Post any names you know of that are used to describe the penis.

Examples:
Weiner
Weenie
Peepee
John Thomas
Johnson
Trouser Snake
One-eyed Willy
Cock
Dick
Schlong
Wang
Wee Dangler
Wizz Hose (an original)

Funny originals or hithertofore unheard of names will earn rep from the OP starter (that is me).

Fireman Must Save Ike - Clips - South Park Studios

 

[Zoom-boing]

Schwing.

Oh wait, that would be what it does.

 

[Jay Canuck]

"Obama wants to mandate circumcision ... And that means,
if we need to save our penises from anybody, it's Obama."
-- Rush Limbaugh, fantasizing about sex with a Black man, Link
"Our penises?"
How many do you have, Rush?

 

[KittenKoder]

How about: Obama

 

[Jay Canuck]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGRPFUYUUdQ]YouTube - The Penis Song - Monty Pythons[/ame]

a very nice piece of pianno work.....

 

[Jay Canuck]

How about: Obama

is that waht you call your strap-on?

 

[manu1959]

twigg and berries........

 

[KittenKoder]

How about: Obama

is that waht you call your strap-on?

Yeah, now take it out of your mouth and return it please ... no wait ... I'll buy a new one.

 

[PLYMCO_PILGRIM]

How about: Obama

is that waht you call your strap-on?

Yeah, now take it out of your mouth and return it please ... no wait ... I'll buy a new one.

I thought Jay's shot was pretty good.....then kitten just crushed you!!!!!

 

[KittenKoder]

is that waht you call your strap-on?

Yeah, now take it out of your mouth and return it please ... no wait ... I'll buy a new one.

I thought Jay's shot was pretty good.....then kitten just crushed you!!!!!

What can I say ... I am the mistress of flame.

 

[Bootneck]

Collective term for the whole thing:

Three piece suite.

 

[Bootneck]

How about: Obama

is that waht you call your strap-on?

Yeah, now take it out of your mouth and return it please ... no wait ... I'll buy a new one.

He plays the mouth organ?

 

[KittenKoder]

is that waht you call your strap-on?

Yeah, now take it out of your mouth and return it please ... no wait ... I'll buy a new one.

He plays the mouth organ?

I don't want to know if he plays any others.

 

[chanel]

My sex talk with my sons;

Don't be a ding dong, cover your shling shlong.

 

[RadiomanATL]

Disco stick.

 

[Intense]

Schmuck.

My Little Friend.

The Boss.

The Brains of the operation.

Pickle in Yer Pocket.

10 Gallon Hat.

5 Gallon Hat.

Sir.

Trooper.

Gumby.

Pokey.

Mr. Bill.

Sire.

Little Big Man.

Pinocchio.

Thermometer.

The Energizer.

 

[alan1]

My ex-wife used to call mine "Burger King', because it took two hands to handle my whopper.