The Varying and Numerous Names for Penis.

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  1. Coloradomtnman
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    Coloradomtnman Rational and proud of it.

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    Post any names you know of that are used to describe the penis.

    Examples:
    Weiner
    Weenie
    Peepee
    John Thomas
    Johnson
    Trouser Snake
    One-eyed Willy
    Cock
    Dick
    Schlong
    Wang
    Wee Dangler
    Wizz Hose (an original)

    Funny originals or hithertofore unheard of names will earn rep from the OP starter (that is me).
     
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    Prick
    Tonsil Tickler
    Dong
    bald-headed yoghurt slinger
    Love muscle
    Plonker
    Tallywacker
    Skin flute
    Love muscle
    Baloney pony
    Beef bayonet
     
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    Unit
    Crank

    and my all time favorite:

    The Heat Seeking Moisture Missle of Love
     
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    Fireman Must Save Ike - Clips - South Park Studios
     
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    Schwing.

    Oh wait, that would be what it does.
     
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    "Obama wants to mandate circumcision ... And that means,
    if we need to save our penises from anybody, it's Obama."
    -- Rush Limbaugh, fantasizing about sex with a Black man, Link
    "Our penises?"
    How many do you have, Rush?
     
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    How about: Obama
    :eusa_whistle:
     
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    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGRPFUYUUdQ]YouTube - The Penis Song - Monty Pythons[/ame]

    a very nice piece of pianno work.....
     
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    is that waht you call your strap-on?
     
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    twigg and berries........
     

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