The universe is a creation

[Sheldon]

Oh man. Are you confusing string theory for scientific proof?

Unfortunately, jealousy made opponents of this creator commit treacherous acts on his planet of origin -- Earth. Earthlings used to like the universe, but were influenced fundamentally to dislike it. Catholics such as the Knights Templar, Islamics who used to be genuinely religious, and others, were pushed into hatred for God and their own life. They were made to disrespect themselves.

It becomes clear that his opponents tried to destroy his creation out of jealousy. They did this by means of a machine. The machine destroyed the dimensional structure of the universe and replaced it with precoded holograms. The two opponents are known here as John von Neumann and George Herbert Walker Bush, who are really from God's civilization.

That is some CRAZY shit right there.