The Ultimate Nightmare: Aliens land and ask you to take them to your leader

[DrLove]

Well, What the Fuck WOULD you do? Here's a handy primer:

WHAT TO DO, AMERICA, IF AN ALIEN SAYS, ‘TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER’ | SatireWire

The Captain‏ @sgrstk
Fuck... It will be SO embarrassing if aliens finally land — saying, "Take me to your leader" — and we have to take them to see Donald Trump.

 

[Flash]

The good news is that you won't be taking them to that asshole Crooked Hillary who would be shaking them down for contributions to her money laundering foundation. That would be an intergalactic embarrassment for earth.

 

[eagle1462010]

Nah.................I'd take them to a gas station and let them talk to a gas pump.

 

[TheOldSchool]

The good news is that you won't be taking them to that asshole Crooked Hillary who would be shaking them down for contributions to her money laundering foundation. That would be an intergalactic embarrassment for earth.

Yeah I'm sure Hillary would have asked space aliens for charity donations

As to how Trump would react, we need to answer another question first. What color are the aliens?

 

[DrLove]

As to how Trump would react, we need to answer another question first. What color are the aliens?

Heheh

Tip #4 – Employ bureaucratic measures
Entangle them in red tape. Do they have an appointment with the President? Can they state in writing why they want a meeting? Have they recently passed through Syria, Yemen, Iran, Somalia, Libya or Sudan?

Now, depending on the size, shape and demeanor of the visitors, you may be too intimidated to ask these questions. Should such doubts descend, it’s a good idea to keep on your person a small printed card listing the two likely outcomes should powerful and intelligent extraterrestrials actually meet President Trump:

1. Everyone you know will die.
2. Everything will be fine. For maybe 20 minutes. And then they’ll figure him out and everyone you know will die.

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

Well, What the Fuck WOULD you do? Here's a handy primer:

WHAT TO DO, AMERICA, IF AN ALIEN SAYS, ‘TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER’ | SatireWire

The Captain‏ @sgrstk
Fuck... It will be SO embarrassing if aliens finally land — saying, "Take me to your leader" — and we have to take them to see Donald Trump.

Shrug.

I would simply say "That's me. What can I do for you?"

 

[Flash]

The good news is that you won't be taking them to that asshole Crooked Hillary who would be shaking them down for contributions to her money laundering foundation. That would be an intergalactic embarrassment for earth.

Yeah I'm sure Hillary would have asked space aliens for charity donations

As to how Trump would react, we need to answer another question first. What color are the aliens?

Consider this.

What if Crooke Hillary was President and the aliens were like that cute green chick that Captain Kirk was boning in Star Trek?

They would show up at the White House and then Slick Willy would immediately try to sexually harass the women of the delegation.

That could star an interstellar war, couldn't it?

 

[Uncensored2008]

Well, What the Fuck WOULD you do? Here's a handy primer:

WHAT TO DO, AMERICA, IF AN ALIEN SAYS, ‘TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER’ | SatireWire

The Captain‏ @sgrstk
Fuck... It will be SO embarrassing if aliens finally land — saying, "Take me to your leader" — and we have to take them to see Donald Trump.

Yeah, but at least we don't have to take them to fuckwit Obama.

Gotta look at the bright side.

 

[JGalt]

Do the Democrats even have a leader, other than that Hogg kid?

 

[eagle1462010]

Show me your papers please..............then deport them. lol

 

[Uncensored2008]

Do the Democrats even have a leader, other than that Hogg kid?

Josef Stalin will ALWAYS be the leader of the democrats.