The Trials of Marriage!!!

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  1. JOKER96BRAVO
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    I'm dedicating this thread to all the trials we all go through in our marriage!
    Tests if you will, should be some funny stuff on both sides huh?

    Here I'll start off:

    So me and the wife are watching tv last night and Britney Spears' new video comes on. My wife instantly reached for the remote and said
    "Britney Spears is a SLUT!!!" Then she looked at me as if she were waiting
    on me to comment. So I did what any man who wants to stay married would do.

    I said "how do you know she's a slut??? Did you two go to school together?
    Do you hang out at the club with her? Did she steal your man?"

    NO I DIDN'T, but I should have. The reply was actually something like this:

    "Uhh ya honey she's a huge whore, and an ugly one too. Let's change the
    channel before I puke" (sigh)
     
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    Musicman advises young men that 'sincerity' in the key to a successful relationship. And once you learn to fake that........
     
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    Heres one,

    So, my wife and I are on this message board right? And someone put something up that they obviously thought was funny (it was but i'll get into that in a bit) about marriage and how men tell their wives whatever will get them in the least amount of trouble. After reading the poor saps post (sorry, joker. just trying to stay in the least amount of trouble) my wife looks at me and asks, 'well honey, what do you think of that?'.

    :rotflmao:
     
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    No hard feelings. KL don't look:
    You could secretly slip me some rep points, cause you know I'm right, and that
    was some funny stuff!!!
     
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    So here's another......or should I stop?
    Oh I got it:
    WARNING
    This message does not in any way apply
    to all men at any given time and should be read for humor purposes only!
    ALL MEN COOPERATING IN THIS THREAD, RESERVES THE RIGHT TO DENY
    ANY AND ALL INFORMATION POSTED!

    Husband says:Hey let's go out to eat, where do you want to go?

    Wife says:Oh I don't care...Whatever you pick is fine.

    H:Ok, I feel like Mexican food.

    W:No, I don't really want Mexican.

    H:How about Chinese?

    W:No, I had that a month ago.

    This conversation goes on for a good five minutes untill you suggest
    her favorite place to eat, which is then accepted. Thus making what you picked
    NOT FINE of course.
     
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    WARNING
    This message does not in any way apply
    to all men at any given time and should be read for humor purposes only!
    ALL MEN COOPERATING IN THIS THREAD, RESERVES THE RIGHT TO DENY
    ANY AND ALL INFORMATION POSTED!

    Ok...Ok, got one
    "Does this dress look good (here's the trick part of the question) ON ME???
    Response should always be:
    Honey you don't need anything to make you look good!

    Failed answers:
    -No
    -Anything looks good on you hun
    -Sure
    -I like the pink one better
    -You'd look better not wearing anything
     
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    I'm guessing I will not get a whole lot of participation on here So..........
    You guys can PM your posts to me and I'll change them to protect the innocent.
     
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    Are ANY of you noticing a pattern here???
     
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    My favorite is when you come home from work, you talk to your wife nonstop from the time you walk in the door until you go to bed, then as you are falling asleep, she says something to the effect of "We never talk enough." :wtf:
     
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    Ya.
    The right answer is not always the right answer.
    Women can post here too.
     

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