The Terrorist in Chief allows Sharia Law in US

[Obiwan]

This from one year ago:

City in Michigan First to Fully Implement Sharia Law National Report
<NationalReport>In a surprise weekend vote, the city council of Dearborn, Michigan voted 4-3 to became the first US city to officially implement all aspects of Sharia Law. The tough new law, slated to go into effect January 1st, addresses secular law including crime, politics and economics as well as personal matters such as sexual intercourse, fasting, prayer, diet and hygiene.

The new law could see citizens stoned for adultery or having a limb amputated for theft. Lesser offenses, such as drinking alcohol or abortion, could result in flogging and/or caning. In addition, the law imposes harsh laws with regards to women and allows for child marriage.

Hey, Obama, you swore an oath to protect and defend the U S Constitution. While you're busy making up laws, how about taking your oath seriously and addressing this?

 

[BlindBoo]

The terrorist network ISIS, which has cut Iraq in half and is perceived internationally as one of the world’s biggest terror threats, announced this week via a short video sent to Al Jazeera that they are officially endorsing Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) in the 2016 presidential election in the United States.

The video shows famed Western terror convert “Jihadi John” speaking in Arabic in front of an ISIS flag. “John” claims ISIS “fully supports the American Senator Ted Cruz to win the presidency in infidel America,” and says that a Cruz election victory would “stand as a great victory for Allah.”

“Ted Cruz defeating the other infidels and winning the election would be an inspiring act of jihad,” John states in the video. “This man is a hero to us. He is a hero of the ISIS movement. He has done what no jihadist has ever succeeded in attempting. He managed to successfully shut down the evil Zionist-loving American government and cause pandemonium in that godless country for more many weeks. This was a great victory for Allah, and him winning their elections would stand as a great victory for Allah as well.”



ISIS Endorses Cruz For President Cites Government Shutdown National Report

 

[Delta4Embassy]

Not so much, no.

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[Statistikhengst]

Oh, fer Chrissakes...

 

[Luddly Neddite]

This from one year ago:

City in Michigan First to Fully Implement Sharia Law National Report
<NationalReport>In a surprise weekend vote, the city council of Dearborn, Michigan voted 4-3 to became the first US city to officially implement all aspects of Sharia Law. The tough new law, slated to go into effect January 1st, addresses secular law including crime, politics and economics as well as personal matters such as sexual intercourse, fasting, prayer, diet and hygiene.

The new law could see citizens stoned for adultery or having a limb amputated for theft. Lesser offenses, such as drinking alcohol or abortion, could result in flogging and/or caning. In addition, the law imposes harsh laws with regards to women and allows for child marriage.

Hey, Obama, you swore an oath to protect and defend the U S Constitution. While you're busy making up laws, how about taking your oath seriously and addressing this?

Obiwan

IF this were a real news story, and its not, it still would have nothing at all to do with the president.

In point of fact, its fundie christians who are pushing for sharia law in the US.

Next time, check your source:


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[High_Gravity]

The terrorist network ISIS, which has cut Iraq in half and is perceived internationally as one of the world’s biggest terror threats, announced this week via a short video sent to Al Jazeera that they are officially endorsing Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) in the 2016 presidential election in the United States.

The video shows famed Western terror convert “Jihadi John” speaking in Arabic in front of an ISIS flag. “John” claims ISIS “fully supports the American Senator Ted Cruz to win the presidency in infidel America,” and says that a Cruz election victory would “stand as a great victory for Allah.”

“Ted Cruz defeating the other infidels and winning the election would be an inspiring act of jihad,” John states in the video. “This man is a hero to us. He is a hero of the ISIS movement. He has done what no jihadist has ever succeeded in attempting. He managed to successfully shut down the evil Zionist-loving American government and cause pandemonium in that godless country for more many weeks. This was a great victory for Allah, and him winning their elections would stand as a great victory for Allah as well.”



ISIS Endorses Cruz For President Cites Government Shutdown National Report

Cruz has the ISIS endorsement?

 

[Luddly Neddite]

The terrorist network ISIS, which has cut Iraq in half and is perceived internationally as one of the world’s biggest terror threats, announced this week via a short video sent to Al Jazeera that they are officially endorsing Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) in the 2016 presidential election in the United States.

The video shows famed Western terror convert “Jihadi John” speaking in Arabic in front of an ISIS flag. “John” claims ISIS “fully supports the American Senator Ted Cruz to win the presidency in infidel America,” and says that a Cruz election victory would “stand as a great victory for Allah.”

“Ted Cruz defeating the other infidels and winning the election would be an inspiring act of jihad,” John states in the video. “This man is a hero to us. He is a hero of the ISIS movement. He has done what no jihadist has ever succeeded in attempting. He managed to successfully shut down the evil Zionist-loving American government and cause pandemonium in that godless country for more many weeks. This was a great victory for Allah, and him winning their elections would stand as a great victory for Allah as well.”



ISIS Endorses Cruz For President Cites Government Shutdown National Report

Cruz has the ISIS endorsement?

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[BlindBoo]

The terrorist network ISIS, which has cut Iraq in half and is perceived internationally as one of the world’s biggest terror threats, announced this week via a short video sent to Al Jazeera that they are officially endorsing Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) in the 2016 presidential election in the United States.

The video shows famed Western terror convert “Jihadi John” speaking in Arabic in front of an ISIS flag. “John” claims ISIS “fully supports the American Senator Ted Cruz to win the presidency in infidel America,” and says that a Cruz election victory would “stand as a great victory for Allah.”

“Ted Cruz defeating the other infidels and winning the election would be an inspiring act of jihad,” John states in the video. “This man is a hero to us. He is a hero of the ISIS movement. He has done what no jihadist has ever succeeded in attempting. He managed to successfully shut down the evil Zionist-loving American government and cause pandemonium in that godless country for more many weeks. This was a great victory for Allah, and him winning their elections would stand as a great victory for Allah as well.”



ISIS Endorses Cruz For President Cites Government Shutdown National Report

Cruz has the ISIS endorsement?

I guess they don't call him Taliban Ted for nut'in!

All seriousness aside..........It's a story from the same impeccable source.

 

[High_Gravity]

Taliban Ted is hilarious.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

If he signed the traitors' letter, then ISIS has reason to endorse him.

 

[bendog]

It's not only a fake, but an OLD fake. LOL

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