The terror is just overwhelming

[xotoxi]

The reason why she cried was that she touched the beard and immediately realized that it was synthetic fibers and not human hair...thus proving that Santa is a fraud.

She also has a sinister British accent in her head.

 

[Mr.Fitnah]

When I was a kid I never bought into that whole Santa Claus thing. However, when I found out there was no Easter Bunny I was thrown into an instant deep depression. I almost didn't make it out of the 8th grade because of it.

You didn't believe in Santa, yet you DID believe in the Easter Bunny?

Why? Don't you realize that both are different facets of the same lie told by the Catholic Church?

How to Have a Sense of Humor - wikiHow

Im gonna print that shit out.

 

[RadiomanATL]

I'm curious. Is that you in the Santa suit??

No, it's actually the Brother-in-law. He dresses up as Santa every year for the kids.