The terror is just overwhelming

[RadiomanATL]

 

[Jeremy]

Just wait. Easter is coming!!!!

 

[RadiomanATL]

Just wait. Easter is coming!!!!

That easter bunny would make me cry.

 

[RadiomanATL]

BTW, this was the first child who really threw a fit over Santa. The other 2 have been fine.

 

[Big Black Dog]

When I was a kid I never bought into that whole Santa Claus thing. However, when I found out there was no Easter Bunny I was thrown into an instant deep depression. I almost didn't make it out of the 8th grade because of it.

 

[ABikerSailor]

When I was a kid I never bought into that whole Santa Claus thing. However, when I found out there was no Easter Bunny I was thrown into an instant deep depression. I almost didn't make it out of the 8th grade because of it.

You didn't believe in Santa, yet you DID believe in the Easter Bunny?

Why? Don't you realize that both are different facets of the same lie told by the Catholic Church?

 

[Mr. H.]

 

[westwall]

When I was a kid I never bought into that whole Santa Claus thing. However, when I found out there was no Easter Bunny I was thrown into an instant deep depression. I almost didn't make it out of the 8th grade because of it.

You didn't believe in Santa, yet you DID believe in the Easter Bunny?

Why? Don't you realize that both are different facets of the same lie told by the Catholic Church?

Dude, really. Can't you ever understand a basic joke and just go with the flow? Does every aspect of your life revolve around attacking religion?

 

[HUGGY]

I was anxious when I applied for and received my playboy "key". I wasn't sure there really was a Playboy Bunny. I was quite relieved to discover they were real.

 

[uscitizen]

Loofah.

 

[Dis]

When I was a kid I never bought into that whole Santa Claus thing. However, when I found out there was no Easter Bunny I was thrown into an instant deep depression. I almost didn't make it out of the 8th grade because of it.

You didn't believe in Santa, yet you DID believe in the Easter Bunny?

Why? Don't you realize that both are different facets of the same lie told by the Catholic Church?

Dude, really. Can't you ever understand a basic joke and just go with the flow? Does every aspect of your life revolve around attacking religion?

No. No, he can't. He's so angry and bitter he's just got to shit all over everyone else, otherwise there's no point in getting out of bed in the morning.

A sad human being, really.

 

[Dis]

I don 't think it's Santa. I think it's the outfit you dressed the poor child in.

 

[Zoom-boing]

When I was a kid I never bought into that whole Santa Claus thing. However, when I found out there was no Easter Bunny I was thrown into an instant deep depression. I almost didn't make it out of the 8th grade because of it.

You didn't believe in Santa, yet you DID believe in the Easter Bunny?

Why? Don't you realize that both are different facets of the same lie told by the Catholic Church?

How to Have a Sense of Humor - wikiHow

 

[RadiomanATL]

I don 't think it's Santa. I think it's the outfit you dressed the poor child in.

A very distinct possibly. Further experimentation with the radio-babby is required to test the hypothesis.

 

[editec]

Can it be mere coincidence that Snata wears a RED suit?

Clearly this myth of generousity was invented to soften us up for a takeover by the REDS.

Those damned commies!!! They were planning their takeover centuries before Marx and Engels spilled the beans.

 

[Zoom-boing]

Can it be mere coincidence that Snata wears a RED suit?

Clearly this myth of generousity was invented to soften us up for a takeover by the REDS.

Those damned commies!!! They were planning their takeover centuries before Marx and Engels spilled the beans.

Holy fuck, not the SNATA!

 

[RadiomanATL]

Snata....Santa's evil twin brother...

 

[ABikerSailor]

Actually, if you think about it.........

"Santa" is a derivative of "Satan". Both wear red, both believe in giving you something for free.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

I'm curious. Is that you in the Santa suit??

 

[xotoxi]

You'd better watch out!
You'd better not cry!

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Aww, shit! Looks like you fucked that one up!