The Ten Commandments. According to Barack HUSSEIN Obama:

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    1) Thou shalt have no god in america, except for me. For we are no longer a christian nation and, after all, I am the chosen one. (And, like god, I have no birth certificate.)
    2) Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images, unless it is MY face carved on Mt. Rushmore.
    3) Thou shalt not utter my middle name in vain (or in public). Only I can say Barack HUSSEIN Obama.
    4) Remember tax day, April 15th, to keep it holy.
    5) Honor thy father and thy mother until they are too old and sick to care for. They will cost our public funded healthcare system too much money.
    6) Thou shalt not kill, unless you have an unwanted unborn baby. For it would be an abomination to burden your daughter with a baby.
    7) Thou shalt not commit adultery if you are a conservative or a republican. Liberals and democrats are hereby forgiven for all of their infidelity and immorality, but the careers of conservatives will be hereby destroyed.
    8) Thou shalt not steal, until you've been elected to public office. Only then is it acceptable to take money from hard-working, successful citizens and give it to those who do not work, illegal aliens, or those who do not have the motivation to better their lives.
    9) Thou shalt not discriminate against thy neighbor unless they are conservative, caucasion, or christian.
    10) Thou shalt not covet because it is simply unnecessary. I will place a heavy tax burden on those who have achieved the american dream that, by the end of my term as president, nobody will have any wealth or material goods left to covet.
     
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    you really have had too much time on your hands since your retirement.
     
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    this is so petty and inconsequential that it's almost unbelievable.
     
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    yawn
     
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    double yawn.


    As if lions are out chasing christians, you silly fucking dogma junkie. You are no daniel.
     
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    Lib's just hate it when their beloved LAME DUCK messiah is made fun of.
    Get used to it, ya' loony liberal idiots. For Barack Hussein Obama provides so much cannon fodder. After all, his administration is a circus of clowns, and he is no doubt the lead Bozo!
     
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    i want proof and explanation of why you think so lowly of him, how his administration are clowns, and so on.

    i really hope you didn't derive this opinion from your parents
     
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    :rofl:


    some dick smoker said LAME DUCK!

    :lol:


    yea, that just kinda loses it's meaning after 8 years of your WORST PRESIDENT IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNITED STATES.

    :thup:
     
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    Proof?
    Sure:
    Rev. Wright. Bill Ayers. Rasheed Kalidi. Tony Rezko. Michelle (James Brown) Obama. Tim (why pay my taxes?) Geithner. And of course, his good buddy and fellow anti-american commy piece o' shit, Van Jones!
     
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