Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Constitution To Be | The Onion - America's Finest News Source ....
It is a failure. The Onion wrote an article about a guy that is clearly real. I've seen 100 copies of him running around on this message board alone.
Notice how much less we've been hearing the phrase "Tea Party", ever since the debt ceiling debacle? 'Been kinda nice!
Well no shit, Sherlock, you must be a genius with a PFD or something. That's why I thought it was a bit odd that the person they were describing in the article actually exists all over America. My Lord, you are dense. The persistent problem with you wackos is you have poor comprehension skills. You fail to read and understand what people actually write, instead coming up with wildly different things than what was actually written.
The stereotypes you keep in your head for reference are not real people. Pointing to someone else's fantasy as validation of your own proves only that you're an idiot.