- Sep 22, 2013
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Should Super Bowl LIII inspire 'dream-posture' folklore?
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"As the mighty New England Patriots (winner of a whopping Vince Lombardi trophies in the new millennium) prepared to face the scary and ambitious L.A. Rams (a team surprising all the critics and sports-writers) in Super Bowl LIII [2019], the titan-like Patriots QB Tom Brady stated in an interview that he thought the key to a New England victory would be utilizing effective receivers such as the smart Chris Hogan. Brady liked throwing to Hogan and had done so against teams like the Buffalo Bills during the 2018-2019 season. However, Brady'd have to tighten up to face a Rams team now well-known for various fluid coordinations (both on offense and defense!). The stage was set for a rather...well-matched battle."
"Brady had become a legend in the NFL and a favorite among Patriots fans who knew that Tom had lifted the team to the level of legend. Before the Patriots, teams like the Pittsburgh Steelers and San Francisco 49ers boasted of such multiple Lombardi-winning boasts. Brady gave New England something unique --- something to smile about in a region of America otherwise not really well-known (or respected!) for its football-play. Brady's Patriots now wanted that ultimate 6th Super Bowl title, something that very likely no other team in the future would be able to repeat."
"The L.A. Rams were not going down without a serious fight/challenge. Young upstart Rams QB Jared Goff was a #1 NFL-draft pick and carried a very potent and elusive and well-coordinated high-scoring offense. Goff had multiple skilled receivers to choose from, including former Patriots Brandin Cooks and Rams mainstay Robert Woods. Goff wanted to utilize the skills of Woods just as much as Brady looked to utilize the skills/efficiency of Hogan and company. Who would carry the day --- the 'silver-machine' Patriots (a legend in team-potency) or the 'yellow-fever' Rams (now famous for its bee-like plays)?"
"Various celebrities joined in on the fanfare, since there were multiple famous movie-stars hailing either from Southern California or New England. Yes folks, this was a grand stage in which the final Super Bowl of the 2nd decade of the new millennium would potentially create some nice 'democratic' folklore. Would there finally be a Hollywood biopic made about the inimitable Tom Brady (co-starring an amazing actress possibly as his wife Gisele)?"
"Fans across America would sit back and enjoy a tight and tense Super Bowl LIII as residents of Southern California and New England would see who would carry a 'region-culture torch' for Lombardi-oriented pride (famous California fish-tacos or zesty New England clam-chowder). There were in fact multiple purchase on eBay in California and New England for vintage early 2000s Sony Wega CRT-TVs, so NFL fans could enjoy the Super Bowl perhaps as it was intended to be enjoyed --- through a 'consumerism' lens. Would the NFL create such patriotic drama?"
"However, to throw a proverbial 'monkey-wrench' into this grand NFL drama, the underworld demon-god Hades decided to poison both teams appearing on Super Bowl LIII. Hades made it extra-difficult for both Goff's Rams and Brady's Patriots to find a center of calmness necessary to make the game well-choreographed. You see, Hades wanted to see if the hysteria/glitter of NFL drama had made human beings rather...vain. Fortunately, the Rams and Patriots played a tight and beautiful game, with Brady's Patriots winning 28-20 with a 4th quarter TD-pass to Chris Hogan with only 1 minute left to play. As Goff wept on the field over the Rams' shocking loss, Brady told the cameras, 'We won thanks to the delicious theatrics of Chris Hogan and the grace of God!'."
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"As the mighty New England Patriots (winner of a whopping Vince Lombardi trophies in the new millennium) prepared to face the scary and ambitious L.A. Rams (a team surprising all the critics and sports-writers) in Super Bowl LIII [2019], the titan-like Patriots QB Tom Brady stated in an interview that he thought the key to a New England victory would be utilizing effective receivers such as the smart Chris Hogan. Brady liked throwing to Hogan and had done so against teams like the Buffalo Bills during the 2018-2019 season. However, Brady'd have to tighten up to face a Rams team now well-known for various fluid coordinations (both on offense and defense!). The stage was set for a rather...well-matched battle."
"Brady had become a legend in the NFL and a favorite among Patriots fans who knew that Tom had lifted the team to the level of legend. Before the Patriots, teams like the Pittsburgh Steelers and San Francisco 49ers boasted of such multiple Lombardi-winning boasts. Brady gave New England something unique --- something to smile about in a region of America otherwise not really well-known (or respected!) for its football-play. Brady's Patriots now wanted that ultimate 6th Super Bowl title, something that very likely no other team in the future would be able to repeat."
"The L.A. Rams were not going down without a serious fight/challenge. Young upstart Rams QB Jared Goff was a #1 NFL-draft pick and carried a very potent and elusive and well-coordinated high-scoring offense. Goff had multiple skilled receivers to choose from, including former Patriots Brandin Cooks and Rams mainstay Robert Woods. Goff wanted to utilize the skills of Woods just as much as Brady looked to utilize the skills/efficiency of Hogan and company. Who would carry the day --- the 'silver-machine' Patriots (a legend in team-potency) or the 'yellow-fever' Rams (now famous for its bee-like plays)?"
"Various celebrities joined in on the fanfare, since there were multiple famous movie-stars hailing either from Southern California or New England. Yes folks, this was a grand stage in which the final Super Bowl of the 2nd decade of the new millennium would potentially create some nice 'democratic' folklore. Would there finally be a Hollywood biopic made about the inimitable Tom Brady (co-starring an amazing actress possibly as his wife Gisele)?"
"Fans across America would sit back and enjoy a tight and tense Super Bowl LIII as residents of Southern California and New England would see who would carry a 'region-culture torch' for Lombardi-oriented pride (famous California fish-tacos or zesty New England clam-chowder). There were in fact multiple purchase on eBay in California and New England for vintage early 2000s Sony Wega CRT-TVs, so NFL fans could enjoy the Super Bowl perhaps as it was intended to be enjoyed --- through a 'consumerism' lens. Would the NFL create such patriotic drama?"
"However, to throw a proverbial 'monkey-wrench' into this grand NFL drama, the underworld demon-god Hades decided to poison both teams appearing on Super Bowl LIII. Hades made it extra-difficult for both Goff's Rams and Brady's Patriots to find a center of calmness necessary to make the game well-choreographed. You see, Hades wanted to see if the hysteria/glitter of NFL drama had made human beings rather...vain. Fortunately, the Rams and Patriots played a tight and beautiful game, with Brady's Patriots winning 28-20 with a 4th quarter TD-pass to Chris Hogan with only 1 minute left to play. As Goff wept on the field over the Rams' shocking loss, Brady told the cameras, 'We won thanks to the delicious theatrics of Chris Hogan and the grace of God!'."
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