The State of Palestine

Speaking of Eden, I got thrown out of the National Gallery of Art in DC a couple years ago. I was looking at an etching of Adam and Eve and and the attendant asked me , "Isn't that a masterpiece?"And I said it would be if the portrayal were real. We got into a small dispute until the guard came over and said to stop arguing with an expert or he would have to ask me to leave. I said O.K. but you tell that overpaid expert to bone up on his history too.The guard said I am asking you to leave. I said I didn't hear a question but I'll ask both of you where did Adam and Eve get the navels? And the guard escorted me to the front door. He said in a low tone only I could hear,Smart assed MF.

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Tinmore, you got me in trouble with my wife today so you're on my Shiite list. I took her to Walgreen this afternoon and I pulled up to the sidewalk on the side of the building and parked.I had been thinking of an erroneous statement you made and mashed down with both hands onto the car horn in frustration. I hadn't noticed a little old blue haired lady in her ninetys pushing her walker in front of my car. She cleared two shopping carts and a mailbox. First time in 51 years of marriage that my wife slapped me. Thanks buddy.

What erroneous statement was that?

Just curious.
 

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