The Rib-Tickling Babylon Bee Takes on Obama

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News with snicker value. Somewhat like The Onion but on the gentler side.

“Man Who Intentionally Divided Nation For Eight Years Calls For Unity.”

“Let’s not hate each other, at least not until a Democrat is in office again.”

“Trump is really mean, let’s all focus on that,” Obama is quoted as saying in the piece.

Calling Americans “racist,” telling Latino voters to “punish their enemies,” and using the White House Easter prayer to attack Christians were among some examples cited of his divisiveness.

So maybe the Babylon Bee piece is closer to fact than satire.

More @ Babylon Bee May Be Satirical, But Its Latest Story About Obama Couldn't Be More Accurate

 

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And here's more great stuff from the same source - plus another.

Hillary Clinton Releases DNA Test Results Proving She's Only Half Lizard Person @ Hillary Clinton Releases DNA Test Results Proving She's Only Half Lizard Person

Makes more sense than Fauxohantas claiming to be Cherokee

Al Gore Predicts Massive Apocalypse If Billions Are Not Spent On His Books, Films @ Al Gore Predicts Massive Apocalypse If Billions Are Not Spent On His Books, Films

Obama Quickly Takes Credit For Pastor Andrew Brunson's Release From Turkey @ Obama Quickly Takes Credit For Pastor Andrew Brunson's Release From Turkey

Doctors Recommend Nation Get Portland Removed @ Doctors Recommend Nation Get Portland Removed

Archaeologists Unearth Giant Chocolate Bunny In Ruins Of Ancient Babylon @ Archaeologists Unearth Giant Chocolate Bunny In Ruins Of Ancient Babylon

New Study Suggests Arguing About Politics Is Most Effective Method Of Evangelism @ New Study Suggests Arguing About Politics Is Most Effective Method Of Evangelism

Emergency Constitutional Amendment Bans Taylor Swift Fans From Voting @ Emergency Constitutional Amendment Bans Taylor Swift Fans From Voting

Baptist Church Launches Total Immersion Car Wash @ Baptist Church Launches Total Immersion Car Wash

Tomahawk-Wielding Elizabeth Warren Vows To Take Land Back From The Pale Faces @ Tomahawk-Wielding Elizabeth Warren Vows To Take Land Back From The Pale Faces

And then we get great stuff from the Duffle Blog

Senator proudly cites DNA test to prove he’s nearly 1 percent veteran @ Senator proudly cites DNA test to prove he’s nearly 1 percent veteran

BOSTON — Massachusetts Democratic Sen. Dickard Rosenthal has released the results of genetic testing to add legitimacy to his claim that he is “basically a veteran” and “should be treated as such”.

The DNA test shows that he has a distant grandparent that may have possibly fought in the Thirty Years War, the French Revolution, or was a member of a Mongol horde terrorizing eastern Europe in the 13th century, Roesnthal said in a press release and a subsequent CNN-sponsored town hall event.

Followed by:

Taliban declare ceasefire until Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson get back together @ Taliban declare ceasefire until Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson get back together

With

Pentagon worries that plunging morale might affect morale @ Pentagon worries that plunging morale might affect morale

That should be your good laugh for the day.

 

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More Babylon Bee

Judge Orders Trump, Acosta To Wear Their Get-Along Shirt @ Judge Orders Trump, Acosta To Wear Their Get-Along Shirt

'We Would Be Delighted To Have Hillary Clinton Run In 2020,' Says Democratic Party Chair As Several Laser Dots Dance Around On Forehead @ 'We Would Be Delighted To Have Hillary Clinton Run In 2020,' Says Democratic Party Chair As Several Laser Dots Dance Around On Forehead

Man Who Was Wished 'Happy Holidays' Knows Exactly What The Persecuted Church In China Is Going Through @ Man Who Was Wished 'Happy Holidays' Knows Exactly What The Persecuted Church In China Is Going Through

New Evidence Suggests Early Christians Wore Favorite NFL Jerseys To Church Every Sunday @ New Evidence Suggests Early Christians Wore Favorite NFL Jerseys To Church Every Sunday

Citing Tough Competition From Amazon, Santa Claus Declares Bankruptcy @ Citing Tough Competition From Amazon, Santa Claus Declares Bankruptcy

Gossip Tops List Of Most Socially Acceptable Sins Yet Again @ Gossip Tops List Of Most Socially Acceptable Sins Yet Again

The good stuff just keeps coming. :

 

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More Amusing Babylon Bee

[I love checking these out every day. Nice to be able to smile at the news for a change.]

Trump Suggests California Deploy Water-Type Pokemon @ Trump Suggests California Deploy Water-Type Pokemon

California Legislature Unveils Plan To Raise Taxes On Wildfires Until They Move Out Of State @ California Legislature Unveils Plan To Raise Taxes On Wildfires Until They Move Out Of State

Report: Wife Cold @ Report: Wife Cold

[And they’re not referring to THAT kind of cold]

Duggar Family Discovers Kid They Forgot They Even Had In Couch Cushions @ Duggar Family Discovers Kid They Forgot They Even Had In Couch Cushions

Man Unsure Why Wife Taking So Long To Get Self, 3 Kids Ready For Church @ Man Unsure Why Wife Taking So Long To Get Self, 3 Kids Ready For Church

Compassionate: This Democratic Representative Is So Opposed To Gun Violence That He's Willing To Nuke The Entire Country To Stop It @ Compassionate: This Democratic Representative Is So Opposed To Gun Violence That He's Willing To Nuke The Entire Country To Stop It

There will definitely be more.

 

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Al Gore Commemorates Earth Day By Using Private Jet To Write 'Save The Planet' In The Sky @ Al Gore Commemorates Earth Day By Using Private Jet To Write 'Save The Planet' In The Sky

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New More Biblical Lunchables Include Five Loaves, Two Fish @ New More Biblical Lunchables Include Five Loaves, Two Fish

Jesus Criticized For Lack Of Diversity Among Apostles @ Jesus Criticized For Lack Of Diversity Among Apostles

 

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Caravan Of Unborn Babies Heads Toward Alabama To Apply For Asylum @ Caravan Of Unborn Babies Heads Toward Alabama To Apply For Asylum

Groundbreaking New Late Show To Exclusively Make Fun Of Conservatives @ Groundbreaking New Late Show To Exclusively Make Fun Of Conservatives

An Exclusive Look At The New Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Comic Book @ An Exclusive Look At The New Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Comic Book

 

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New Evidence Suggests Cain Killed Abel After Five-Hour Game Of Monopoly @ New Evidence Suggests Cain Killed Abel After Five-Hour Game Of Monopoly

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Report: Long-Running Political Lecture Show 'Saturday Night Live' Will Shift To Comedy Next Season @ Report: Long-Running Political Lecture Show 'Saturday Night Live' Will Shift To Comedy Next Season

 

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Modern D-Day Warriors Storm Washington To Demand Free Stuff From Government @ Modern D-Day Warriors Storm Washington To Demand Free Stuff From Government

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a daring mission against all odds, brave modern D-Day warriors landed on the shores of the Potomac in an early morning raid to demand a living from the government.

Led by General Bernie Sanders



Obama Tells Crowd It's Way Too Easy For Americans To Get Hands On Constitution @ Obama Tells Crowd It's Way Too Easy For Americans To Get Hands On Constitution