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"How I kicked Ass and Plugged the Hole: My Third Autobiography"-- Barack Hussein Obama
NY Times: "Arguably the best book every written. Obama takes us through his thought process as the crisis bloomed and the spill worsened. We see the nations most competent and effective executive at the height of his God-like critical decision process. The key decision had to be worked out right on the golf course: 9 iron or sand wedge?"
Rev Jeremiah Wright: "Best fucking book I've read all year, you motherfucker. If this isn't a Number 1 best seller it because racists white cocksuckers still have power in this country"
Joe Biden: "Clean and articulate from start to finish, I'm glad this guy is my Vice President"
Harry Reid: "Best book every written by a Negro. I didn't just embarrass myself did I? Please tell me that other Negroes have written books before now! Oh, Thank God!"
Chris Matthews: "All I'm saying is keep a box of tissues handy because this makes my leg tingle like never before!"
Soon to be a Major motion picture starring:
Barack Obama as himself
Cameron Diaz as Michelle Obama
Tom Cruise as Joe Biden
and Rose O'Donnell as the Oil Slick
NY Times: "Arguably the best book every written. Obama takes us through his thought process as the crisis bloomed and the spill worsened. We see the nations most competent and effective executive at the height of his God-like critical decision process. The key decision had to be worked out right on the golf course: 9 iron or sand wedge?"
Rev Jeremiah Wright: "Best fucking book I've read all year, you motherfucker. If this isn't a Number 1 best seller it because racists white cocksuckers still have power in this country"
Joe Biden: "Clean and articulate from start to finish, I'm glad this guy is my Vice President"
Harry Reid: "Best book every written by a Negro. I didn't just embarrass myself did I? Please tell me that other Negroes have written books before now! Oh, Thank God!"
Chris Matthews: "All I'm saying is keep a box of tissues handy because this makes my leg tingle like never before!"
Soon to be a Major motion picture starring:
Barack Obama as himself
Cameron Diaz as Michelle Obama
Tom Cruise as Joe Biden
and Rose O'Donnell as the Oil Slick
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