The radical left has ruined purple finches

[Dim Bulb]

Have you ever noticed that purple finches are now, in fact, red throated? And our Washington DC politicians have stood idly by and appeased the communist fringe leftists as they took our purple finches and made them communist reds! What's next? Our purple mountain's majesty? Purple Rain? We have to RECOGNIZE what the fringe radical left is doing and fight them before purple is just a memory. Except of course for The Color Purple. Oprah was in that, and we hate her.

 

[The Irish Ram]

Maybe Crayola will removed purple from it's repository....

 

[Dim Bulb]

Maybe Crayola will removed purple from it's repository....

I don't have to point out that Crayola is owned by Binney and Smith. "Binney" as in "bin Laden." Think about it.