The Prophet Muhammad Was A P.I.M.P.!

[JStone]

Sahih Bukhari Hadith V1B5N268

Narrated Qatada: Anas bin Malik said, "The Prophet used to visit all his wives in a round, during the day and night and they were eleven in number." I asked Anas, "Had the Prophet the strength for it?" Anas replied, "We used to say that the Prophet was given the strength of thirty (men)." And Sa'id said on the authority of Qatada that Anas had told him about nine wives only (not eleven).

Sahih Bukhari Hadith V7B6N217

Narrated Jabir bin 'Abdullah: When I got married, Allah's Apostle said to me, "What type of lady have you married?" I replied, "I have married a matron' He said, "Why, don't you have a liking for the virgins and for fondling them?" Jabir also said: Allah's Apostle said, "Why didn't you marry a young girl so that you might play with her and she with you?'

The P.I.M.P. Prophet Muhammad & Snoop Dogg
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[JStone]

Sahih Bukhari Hadith

Mohammed said, “The marriage vow most rightly expected to be obeyed is the husband’s right to enjoy the wife’s vagina"

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[High_Gravity]

Pimps don't marry 5 year olds though.

 

[Roudy]

 

[JStone]

Pimps don't marry 5 year olds though.

Following in the path of allah the pimp

 

[High_Gravity]

Pimps don't marry 5 year olds though.

Following in the path of allah the pimp

 

[JStone]

The P.I.M.P Prophet Muhammad liked to keep his junk clean for da muslima beotches

Sahih Bukhari V1B5N269

Narrated 'Ali: I used to get emotional urethral discharge frequently. Being the son-in-law of the Prophet I requested a man to ask him about it. So the man asked the Prophet about it. The Prophet replied, "Perform ablution after washing your organ (penis)."

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[Roudy]

The P.I.M.P Prophet Muhammad liked to keep his junk clean for da muslima beotches

Sahih Bukhari V1B5N269

Narrated 'Ali: I used to get emotional urethral discharge frequently. Being the son-in-law of the Prophet I requested a man to ask him about it. So the man asked the Prophet about it. The Prophet replied, "Perform ablution after washing your organ (penis)."

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Dr Mohammad MD was not only an illiterate who was an expert on other religions, he also offered advice on sex. He was the Dr Ruth Westheimer of Saudi Arabia. His program we t on every night after the 6PM beheading at the town square.

Next on Dr Mohammad MD: Islamic hygiene in the toilet.

 

[JStone]

The P.I.M.P Prophet Muhammad liked to keep his junk clean for da muslima beotches

Sahih Bukhari V1B5N269

Narrated 'Ali: I used to get emotional urethral discharge frequently. Being the son-in-law of the Prophet I requested a man to ask him about it. So the man asked the Prophet about it. The Prophet replied, "Perform ablution after washing your organ (penis)."

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-M1c7itPy3Y]Applause - YouTube[/ame]

Dr Mohammad MD was not only an illiterate who was an expert on other religions, he also offered advice on sex. He was the Dr Ruth Westheimer of Saudi Arabia. His program we t on every night after the 6PM beheading at the town square.

Next on Dr Mohammad MD: Islamic hygiene in the toilet.

Da pimpin' prophet Muhammad was way too busy bedding his bitches and stealing people's land and murdering people to really create an original religion.

So, he plagiarized what he had learned about the real religions of Judaism and Christianity that were established hundreds and even thousands of years before Muhammad was even born and he basically just inserted Arabs retroactively into ancient Jewish and Christian history. Thus, the Jewish and Christian figures of Abraham, Moses, Kings David and Solomon Jesus and others were REALLY Arabs and Muslims.

Here, the Quran purports that "allah" gave the Torah to Moses and suggesting Moses was a Muslim. This is totally historically absurd...

Quran 17:2 We gave Moses the Book, and made it a Guide to the Children of Israel, (commanding): "Take not other than Me as Disposer of (your) affairs

Basic math and logic completely undermine Islamic history, which muslimes seem incapable of figuring out: Muhammad was born 571 CE and the Islamic Era began in 622 CE with his relocation from mecca to medina [hijra]. Muhammad croaked in 632 CE

Abraham is believed to have existed about 2000 BCE, which would be almost 1600 years before Muhammad was even born and islime invented by him.

Jesus is believed to have existed from about 4 BCE to 30 CE. This timeline would place Jesus about 600 years before Muhammad was even born.

Yet, the ignorant, brainwashed muslimes incapable of basic thought believe Abraham, Moses and Jesus were muslimes.

It would be funny were it not so utterly pathetic.

 

[JStone]

Da Pimp Prophet Muhammad was the ultimate pimp: Muhammad even fondled his muslima bitches during their menstrual cycles!

Sahih Bukhari Hadith V1B6N299

Narrated 'Abdur-Rahman bin Al-Aswad:
(on the authority of his father) 'Aisha said: "Whenever Allah's Apostle wanted to fondle anyone of us during her periods (menses), he used to order her to put on an Izar and start fondling her." 'Aisha added, "None of you could control his sexual desires as the Prophet

Whatup P.I.M.P. Prophet Muhammad? Nice Ride Allah Invented!

 

[Roudy]

Da Pimp Prophet Muhammad was the ultimate pimp: Muhammad even fondled his muslima bitches during their menstrual cycles!

Sahih Bukhari Hadith V1B6N299

Narrated 'Abdur-Rahman bin Al-Aswad:
(on the authority of his father) 'Aisha said: "Whenever Allah's Apostle wanted to fondle anyone of us during her periods (menses), he used to order her to put on an Izar and start fondling her." 'Aisha added, "None of you could control his sexual desires as the Prophet

Whatup P.I.M.P. Prophet Muhammad? Nice Ride Allah Invented!

ey, what up, what up. I is gots some fine Moolim escorts for you, de finest south of Mecca. Here checks one of them out:

 

[JStone]

Da Pimp Prophet Muhammad was the ultimate pimp: Muhammad even fondled his muslima bitches during their menstrual cycles!

Sahih Bukhari Hadith V1B6N299

Narrated 'Abdur-Rahman bin Al-Aswad:
(on the authority of his father) 'Aisha said: "Whenever Allah's Apostle wanted to fondle anyone of us during her periods (menses), he used to order her to put on an Izar and start fondling her." 'Aisha added, "None of you could control his sexual desires as the Prophet

Whatup P.I.M.P. Prophet Muhammad? Nice Ride Allah Invented!

ey, what up, what up. I is gots some fine Moolim escorts for you, de finest south of Mecca. Here checks one of them out:

Whatup, dawg? Fly izar--Allah sez I can fondle you even if you're on your period

Sahih Bukhari Hadith V1B6N300

Narrated Maimuna When ever Allah's Apostle wanted to fondle any of his wives during the periods (menses), he used to ask her to wear an Izar.

P.I.M.P Prophet Muhammad. Fly Bling Allah Invented!

 

[High_Gravity]

Da Pimp Prophet Muhammad was the ultimate pimp: Muhammad even fondled his muslima bitches during their menstrual cycles!

Sahih Bukhari Hadith V1B6N299

Narrated 'Abdur-Rahman bin Al-Aswad:
(on the authority of his father) 'Aisha said: "Whenever Allah's Apostle wanted to fondle anyone of us during her periods (menses), he used to order her to put on an Izar and start fondling her." 'Aisha added, "None of you could control his sexual desires as the Prophet

Whatup P.I.M.P. Prophet Muhammad? Nice Ride Allah Invented!

ey, what up, what up. I is gots some fine Moolim escorts for you, de finest south of Mecca. Here checks one of them out:

What in Gods name is that?

 

[Roudy]

Da Pimp Prophet Muhammad was the ultimate pimp: Muhammad even fondled his muslima bitches during their menstrual cycles!

Sahih Bukhari Hadith V1B6N299




Whatup P.I.M.P. Prophet Muhammad? Nice Ride Allah Invented!

ey, what up, what up. I is gots some fine Moolim escorts for you, de finest south of Mecca. Here checks one of them out:

What in Gods name is that?

I think it's either ekrem or Jos when they aren't on the board. Everybody's gotta make a living.

 

[Roudy]

 

[JStone]

P.I.M.P. Prophet Muhammad trained his muslima bitches well.
They even washed the semen off P.I.M.P. Prophet Muhammad's trousers after he ejaculated in them.
Sahih Bukhari Hadith V1B4N233

Narrated 'Aisha: I used to wash the traces of Janaba (semen) from the clothes of the Prophet and he used to go for prayers while traces of water were still on it (water spots were still visible).

Islam is REALLY Allah's "Guide To Pimpology"




Allah Invented Pimp Juice. Drink Up, Fellow PIMPS! Allahu Akbar!

 

[JStone]

ey, what up, what up. I is gots some fine Moolim escorts for you, de finest south of Mecca. Here checks one of them out:

What in Gods name is that?

I think it's either ekrem or Jos when they aren't on the board. Everybody's gotta make a living.

I wouldn't fuck Jos with your dick



Jos has an IED in her twat

 

[JStone]

Pictures of aspiring muslime P.I.M.P.s who have taken the islimic class on pimpology, bowing to mecca, where P.I.M.P. Prophet Muhammad's Crib is located, called the kabah






P.I.M.P. Prophet Muhammad's Crib Kabah In Mecca

 

[JStone]

Sahih Bukhari Hadith V1B5N268

Narrated Qatada: Anas bin Malik said, "The Prophet used to visit all his wives in a round, during the day and night and they were eleven in number." I asked Anas, "Had the Prophet the strength for it?" Anas replied, "We used to say that the Prophet was given the strength of thirty (men)." And Sa'id said on the authority of Qatada that Anas had told him about nine wives only (not eleven).

bin Laden was a P.I.M.P. with three ho's but def. couldn't hold a candle to the P.I.M.P.-In-Chief Prophet Muhammad, who had at least 9 ho's. Plus, bin Laden, evidently, needed to take an aphrodisiac to keep his Pimp Hand strong to keep it up for only three ho's.
Osama bin Laden 'dyed his hair and took viagra' | Mail Online

Dat's why P.I.M.P. Prophet Muhammad is Da Man!