The Progressive States of America

[CrusaderFrank]

We the Progressive States of America in order to perfect the human experience do hereby ordain and establish this living, breathing Constitution.

1. The only Official Religion of the Progressive States is Atheism, all other religions are hereby banned -- well except for the religion of ManMade Global Warming, that's cool

1 a. You have the right to shut the fuck up and never question us

2. The States shall provide for your health and well being because we love and respect you, if you attempt to take care of yourself, you will be shot.

III. Firearms are the root of all crime, if you are caught possessing one, you will be shot.

D. Money is hereby outlawed, we know what's best for you and EXACTLY how much you need. All we can tell you it that it's going to take a lot of money for us to figure out exactly what you need and when you need it

Cinco. You have the right to privacy in your home, office and everywhere else. We will monitor you constantly to make sure you are properly exercising your right to privacy in accordance with our Constitution.

 

[rikules]

We the Progressive States of America in order to perfect the human experience do hereby ordain and establish this living, breathing Constitution.

1. The only Official Religion of the Progressive States is Atheism, all other religions are hereby banned -- well except for the religion of ManMade Global Warming, that's cool

1 a. You have the right to shut the fuck up and never question us

2. The States shall provide for your health and well being because we love and respect you, if you attempt to take care of yourself, you will be shot.

III. Firearms are the root of all crime, if you are caught possessing one, you will be shot.

D. Money is hereby outlawed, we know what's best for you and EXACTLY how much you need. All we can tell you it that it's going to take a lot of money for us to figure out exactly what you need and when you need it

5. You have the right to privacy in your home, office and everywhere else. We will monitor you constantly to make sure you are properly exercising your right to privacy in accordance with our Constitution.

1. The only Official Religion of the Progressive States is Atheism, all other religions are hereby banned -- well except for the religion of ManMade Global Warming, that's cool


There is NO official religion of America.
unlike conservative christians who are actively working to make christianity the OFFICIAL U.S> religion there are NO liberals trying to make atheism the "official" religion.

you are a liar
you are a deranged lunatic
your hatred of liberals is based on nonsense and lies



1 a. You have the right to shut the fuck up and never question us

NOBODY has told you to "shut the fk up"
I see you on these message board sALL the time stating your DERANGED LIES and NOBODY has told you to shut the fk up.
you can join you ignorant tea party friends all over the country and wear t-shirts with lies and hoist placards with lies and NOBODY has told you to shut the fk up.

you are a liar
you are a deranged lunatic
your hatred of liberals is based on nonsense and lies


"2. The States shall provide for your health and well being because we love and respect you, if you attempt to take care of yourself, you will be shot."

nobody will shoot you
you are a liar
you are a deranged lunatic
your hatred of liberals is based on nonsense and lies



III. Firearms are the root of all crime, if you are caught possessing one, you will be shot.

firearms are legal
most of the liberals and dmeocrats that I know do NOT want you guns
most of the liberals and democrats I know OWN guns and support gun rights

though they also support gun registration and safety courses

nobody will shoot you
you are a liar
you are a deranged lunatic
your hatred of liberals is based on nonsense and lies


D. Money is hereby outlawed, we know what's best for you and EXACTLY how much you need. All we can tell you it that it's going to take a lot of money for us to figure out exactly what you need and when you need it

you are a liar
you are a deranged lunatic
your hatred of liberals is based on nonsense and lies

5. You have the right to privacy in your home, office and everywhere else. We will monitor you constantly to make sure you are properly exercising your right to privacy in accordance with our Constitution.

you are a liar
you are a deranged lunatic
your hatred of liberals is based on nonsense and lies

being a sane and rational person I could NEVER join a group of lunatics (republicans, conservatives. tea baggers)
who indulge in lies

who base their extreme hatreds and suggestions of violence on lies.

you are a liar
you are a deranged lunatic
your hatred of liberals is based on nonsense and lies

but please do NOT shut the fuk up

there is nothing I like better than to point to conservatives like you as evidence to my friends of just what deranged lying hatefilled scum you truely are

 

[CrusaderFrank]

The only set of religious beliefs that are beyond challenge are those of the Atheist who aggressively, vigorously and constantly inflict their views on society

 

[JScott]

The only set of religious beliefs that are beyond challenge are those of the Atheist who aggressively, vigorously and constantly inflict their views on society

And very few democrats are atheist.

 

[daveman]

The Government's Prayer

Our Government in D.C.,
hallowed be thy name.
Thy nanny state come.
Thy mandate be done
on flyover country as it is in the coasts.
Give us this month our monthly check,
and audit us our trespasses,
as we file suit against those who trespass against us,
and lead us not into liberty,
but deliver us from ourselves.
For thine is the oligarchy,
and the power, and the glory,
for ever and ever.
Amen.

 

[hortysir]

We the Progressive States of America in order to perfect the human experience do hereby ordain and establish this living, breathing Constitution.

1. The only Official Religion of the Progressive States is Atheism, all other religions are hereby banned -- well except for the religion of ManMade Global Warming, that's cool

1 a. You have the right to shut the fuck up and never question us

2. The States shall provide for your health and well being because we love and respect you, if you attempt to take care of yourself, you will be shot.

III. Firearms are the root of all crime, if you are caught possessing one, you will be shot.

D. Money is hereby outlawed, we know what's best for you and EXACTLY how much you need. All we can tell you it that it's going to take a lot of money for us to figure out exactly what you need and when you need it

5. You have the right to privacy in your home, office and everywhere else. We will monitor you constantly to make sure you are properly exercising your right to privacy in accordance with our Constitution.

1. The only Official Religion of the Progressive States is Atheism, all other religions are hereby banned -- well except for the religion of ManMade Global Warming, that's cool


There is NO official religion of America.
unlike conservative christians who are actively working to make christianity the OFFICIAL U.S> religion there are NO liberals trying to make atheism the "official" religion.

you are a liar
you are a deranged lunatic
your hatred of liberals is based on nonsense and lies



1 a. You have the right to shut the fuck up and never question us

NOBODY has told you to "shut the fk up"
I see you on these message board sALL the time stating your DERANGED LIES and NOBODY has told you to shut the fk up.
you can join you ignorant tea party friends all over the country and wear t-shirts with lies and hoist placards with lies and NOBODY has told you to shut the fk up.

you are a liar
you are a deranged lunatic
your hatred of liberals is based on nonsense and lies


"2. The States shall provide for your health and well being because we love and respect you, if you attempt to take care of yourself, you will be shot."

nobody will shoot you
you are a liar
you are a deranged lunatic
your hatred of liberals is based on nonsense and lies



III. Firearms are the root of all crime, if you are caught possessing one, you will be shot.

firearms are legal
most of the liberals and dmeocrats that I know do NOT want you guns
most of the liberals and democrats I know OWN guns and support gun rights

though they also support gun registration and safety courses

nobody will shoot you
you are a liar
you are a deranged lunatic
your hatred of liberals is based on nonsense and lies


D. Money is hereby outlawed, we know what's best for you and EXACTLY how much you need. All we can tell you it that it's going to take a lot of money for us to figure out exactly what you need and when you need it

you are a liar
you are a deranged lunatic
your hatred of liberals is based on nonsense and lies

5. You have the right to privacy in your home, office and everywhere else. We will monitor you constantly to make sure you are properly exercising your right to privacy in accordance with our Constitution.

you are a liar
you are a deranged lunatic
your hatred of liberals is based on nonsense and lies

being a sane and rational person I could NEVER join a group of lunatics (republicans, conservatives. tea baggers)
who indulge in lies

who base their extreme hatreds and suggestions of violence on lies.

you are a liar
you are a deranged lunatic
your hatred of liberals is based on nonsense and lies

but please do NOT shut the fuk up

there is nothing I like better than to point to conservatives like you as evidence to my friends of just what deranged lying hatefilled scum you truely are

Defensive progressive found

 

[Political Junky]

The Government's Prayer

Our Government in D.C.,
hallowed be thy name.
Thy nanny state come.
Thy mandate be done
on flyover country as it is in the coasts.
Give us this month our monthly check,
and audit us our trespasses,
as we file suit against those who trespass against us,
and lead us not into liberty,
but deliver us from ourselves.
For thine is the oligarchy,
and the power, and the glory,
for ever and ever.
Amen.

Is that the kinda crap the GOP is sending out?

 

[topspin]

I'm not sure who's a bigger wuss frank or conhog?

 

[Zoom-boing]

The Government's Prayer

Our Government in D.C.,
hallowed be thy name.
Thy nanny state come.
Thy mandate be done
on flyover country as it is in the coasts.
Give us this month our monthly check,
and audit us our trespasses,
as we file suit against those who trespass against us,
and lead us not into liberty,
but deliver us from ourselves.
For thine is the oligarchy,
and the power, and the glory,
for ever and ever.
Amen.

A new pledge to keep your government prayer company

I pledge allegiance to the flag
Of the downtrodden states of America
And to the governmentism
For which it has become
One nation, with social justice for all

 

[AllieBaba]

We the Progressive States of America in order to perfect the human experience do hereby ordain and establish this living, breathing Constitution.

1. The only Official Religion of the Progressive States is Atheism, all other religions are hereby banned -- well except for the religion of ManMade Global Warming, that's cool

1 a. You have the right to shut the fuck up and never question us

2. The States shall provide for your health and well being because we love and respect you, if you attempt to take care of yourself, you will be shot.

III. Firearms are the root of all crime, if you are caught possessing one, you will be shot.

D. Money is hereby outlawed, we know what's best for you and EXACTLY how much you need. All we can tell you it that it's going to take a lot of money for us to figure out exactly what you need and when you need it

5. You have the right to privacy in your home, office and everywhere else. We will monitor you constantly to make sure you are properly exercising your right to privacy in accordance with our Constitution.

1. The only Official Religion of the Progressive States is Atheism, all other religions are hereby banned -- well except for the religion of ManMade Global Warming, that's cool


There is NO official religion of America.
unlike conservative christians who are actively working to make christianity the OFFICIAL U.S> religion there are NO liberals trying to make atheism the "official" religion.

you are a liar
you are a deranged lunatic
your hatred of liberals is based on nonsense and lies



1 a. You have the right to shut the fuck up and never question us

NOBODY has told you to "shut the fk up"
I see you on these message board sALL the time stating your DERANGED LIES and NOBODY has told you to shut the fk up.
you can join you ignorant tea party friends all over the country and wear t-shirts with lies and hoist placards with lies and NOBODY has told you to shut the fk up.

you are a liar
you are a deranged lunatic
your hatred of liberals is based on nonsense and lies


"2. The States shall provide for your health and well being because we love and respect you, if you attempt to take care of yourself, you will be shot."

nobody will shoot you
you are a liar
you are a deranged lunatic
your hatred of liberals is based on nonsense and lies



III. Firearms are the root of all crime, if you are caught possessing one, you will be shot.

firearms are legal
most of the liberals and dmeocrats that I know do NOT want you guns
most of the liberals and democrats I know OWN guns and support gun rights

though they also support gun registration and safety courses

nobody will shoot you
you are a liar
you are a deranged lunatic
your hatred of liberals is based on nonsense and lies


D. Money is hereby outlawed, we know what's best for you and EXACTLY how much you need. All we can tell you it that it's going to take a lot of money for us to figure out exactly what you need and when you need it

you are a liar
you are a deranged lunatic
your hatred of liberals is based on nonsense and lies

5. You have the right to privacy in your home, office and everywhere else. We will monitor you constantly to make sure you are properly exercising your right to privacy in accordance with our Constitution.

you are a liar
you are a deranged lunatic
your hatred of liberals is based on nonsense and lies

being a sane and rational person I could NEVER join a group of lunatics (republicans, conservatives. tea baggers)
who indulge in lies

who base their extreme hatreds and suggestions of violence on lies.

you are a liar
you are a deranged lunatic
your hatred of liberals is based on nonsense and lies

but please do NOT shut the fuk up

there is nothing I like better than to point to conservatives like you as evidence to my friends of just what deranged lying hatefilled scum you truely are

Please provide evidence of conservatives working to establish a state religion.

Please.

 

[G.T.]

I wish that life was like that little town in the movie Doc Hollywood

 

[Guerrilla]

Why does CF continue to actively discredit himself? I just don't get it.

 

[daveman]

The Government's Prayer

Our Government in D.C.,
hallowed be thy name.
Thy nanny state come.
Thy mandate be done
on flyover country as it is in the coasts.
Give us this month our monthly check,
and audit us our trespasses,
as we file suit against those who trespass against us,
and lead us not into liberty,
but deliver us from ourselves.
For thine is the oligarchy,
and the power, and the glory,
for ever and ever.
Amen.

Is that the kinda crap the GOP is sending out?

I dunno -- I'm not on anyone's mailing list.

The left worships the big government nanny state. Objecting to that fact being pointed out does not negate the fact.

 

[daveman]

The Government's Prayer

Our Government in D.C.,
hallowed be thy name.
Thy nanny state come.
Thy mandate be done
on flyover country as it is in the coasts.
Give us this month our monthly check,
and audit us our trespasses,
as we file suit against those who trespass against us,
and lead us not into liberty,
but deliver us from ourselves.
For thine is the oligarchy,
and the power, and the glory,
for ever and ever.
Amen.

A new pledge to keep your government prayer company

I pledge allegiance to the flag
Of the downtrodden states of America
And to the governmentism
For which it has become
One nation, with social justice for all

 

[CrusaderFrank]

The Government's Prayer

Our Government in D.C.,
hallowed be thy name.
Thy nanny state come.
Thy mandate be done
on flyover country as it is in the coasts.
Give us this month our monthly check,
and audit us our trespasses,
as we file suit against those who trespass against us,
and lead us not into liberty,
but deliver us from ourselves.
For thine is the oligarchy,
and the power, and the glory,
for ever and ever.
Amen.

From the Book of FDR: I am thy Government, I brought you to America to be thy Government, turn your life, liberty and property over to me and I will tend to your needs (as I see fit) for all your days

 

[Douger]

Francisco.
murkin
Nuff said.

 

[daveman]

The Government's Prayer

Our Government in D.C.,
hallowed be thy name.
Thy nanny state come.
Thy mandate be done
on flyover country as it is in the coasts.
Give us this month our monthly check,
and audit us our trespasses,
as we file suit against those who trespass against us,
and lead us not into liberty,
but deliver us from ourselves.
For thine is the oligarchy,
and the power, and the glory,
for ever and ever.
Amen.

From the Book of FDR: I am thy Government, I brought you to America to be thy Government, turn your life, liberty and property over to me and I will tend to your needs (as I see fit) for all your days

The path of the righteous liberal is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil conservatives. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, takes money from the rich, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my liberal brothers. And you will know my name is the Government when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

OK this is funny!

Britain is moving AWAY from Centrally planning their HealthCare!

"LONDON — Perhaps the only consistent thing about Britain’s socialized health care system is that it is in a perpetual state of flux, its structure constantly changing as governments search for the elusive formula that will deliver the best care for the cheapest price while costs and demand escalate."

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/07/25/world/europe/25britain.html?_r=2&hp

US Progressives: We do Socialism right!

 

[CrusaderFrank]

The Book of Obama: Yea, though I walk through the Valley of the Tea Party I shall fear no evil, nor injury because my Universal Health Care watcheth over me. My Idiot Henchman VP is my rod and I use him to poke his head into dark place to check for snakes

 

[Big Fitz]

Nice. Let's also rename the Capital "Orwell D.C."