The Progressive States of America

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    We the Progressive States of America in order to perfect the human experience do hereby ordain and establish this living, breathing Constitution.

    1. The only Official Religion of the Progressive States is Atheism, all other religions are hereby banned -- well except for the religion of ManMade Global Warming, that's cool

    1 a. You have the right to shut the fuck up and never question us

    2. The States shall provide for your health and well being because we love and respect you, if you attempt to take care of yourself, you will be shot.

    III. Firearms are the root of all crime, if you are caught possessing one, you will be shot.

    D. Money is hereby outlawed, we know what's best for you and EXACTLY how much you need. All we can tell you it that it's going to take a lot of money for us to figure out exactly what you need and when you need it

    Cinco. You have the right to privacy in your home, office and everywhere else. We will monitor you constantly to make sure you are properly exercising your right to privacy in accordance with our Constitution.
     
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    1. The only Official Religion of the Progressive States is Atheism, all other religions are hereby banned -- well except for the religion of ManMade Global Warming, that's cool


    There is NO official religion of America.
    unlike conservative christians who are actively working to make christianity the OFFICIAL U.S> religion there are NO liberals trying to make atheism the "official" religion.

    you are a liar
    you are a deranged lunatic
    your hatred of liberals is based on nonsense and lies



    1 a. You have the right to shut the fuck up and never question us

    NOBODY has told you to "shut the fk up"
    I see you on these message board sALL the time stating your DERANGED LIES and NOBODY has told you to shut the fk up.
    you can join you ignorant tea party friends all over the country and wear t-shirts with lies and hoist placards with lies and NOBODY has told you to shut the fk up.

    you are a liar
    you are a deranged lunatic
    your hatred of liberals is based on nonsense and lies


    "2. The States shall provide for your health and well being because we love and respect you, if you attempt to take care of yourself, you will be shot."

    nobody will shoot you
    you are a liar
    you are a deranged lunatic
    your hatred of liberals is based on nonsense and lies



    III. Firearms are the root of all crime, if you are caught possessing one, you will be shot.

    firearms are legal
    most of the liberals and dmeocrats that I know do NOT want you guns
    most of the liberals and democrats I know OWN guns and support gun rights

    though they also support gun registration and safety courses

    nobody will shoot you
    you are a liar
    you are a deranged lunatic
    your hatred of liberals is based on nonsense and lies


    D. Money is hereby outlawed, we know what's best for you and EXACTLY how much you need. All we can tell you it that it's going to take a lot of money for us to figure out exactly what you need and when you need it

    you are a liar
    you are a deranged lunatic
    your hatred of liberals is based on nonsense and lies

    5. You have the right to privacy in your home, office and everywhere else. We will monitor you constantly to make sure you are properly exercising your right to privacy in accordance with our Constitution.

    you are a liar
    you are a deranged lunatic
    your hatred of liberals is based on nonsense and lies

    being a sane and rational person I could NEVER join a group of lunatics (republicans, conservatives. tea baggers)
    who indulge in lies

    who base their extreme hatreds and suggestions of violence on lies.

    you are a liar
    you are a deranged lunatic
    your hatred of liberals is based on nonsense and lies

    but please do NOT shut the fuk up

    there is nothing I like better than to point to conservatives like you as evidence to my friends of just what deranged lying hatefilled scum you truely are
     
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    The only set of religious beliefs that are beyond challenge are those of the Atheist who aggressively, vigorously and constantly inflict their views on society
     
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    JScott I check facts.

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    And very few democrats are atheist.
     
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    The Government's Prayer

    Our Government in D.C.,
    hallowed be thy name.
    Thy nanny state come.
    Thy mandate be done
    on flyover country as it is in the coasts.
    Give us this month our monthly check,
    and audit us our trespasses,
    as we file suit against those who trespass against us,
    and lead us not into liberty,
    but deliver us from ourselves.
    For thine is the oligarchy,
    and the power, and the glory,
    for ever and ever.
    Amen.
     
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    Defensive progressive found
    :clap2:
     
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    Is that the kinda crap the GOP is sending out?
     
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    I'm not sure who's a bigger wuss frank or conhog?
     
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    A new pledge to keep your government prayer company

    I pledge allegiance to the flag
    Of the downtrodden states of America
    And to the governmentism
    For which it has become
    One nation, with social justice for all
     
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    Please provide evidence of conservatives working to establish a state religion.

    Please.
    :cuckoo:
     

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