We the Progressive States of America in order to perfect the human experience do hereby ordain and establish this living, breathing Constitution. 1. The only Official Religion of the Progressive States is Atheism, all other religions are hereby banned -- well except for the religion of ManMade Global Warming, that's cool 1 a. You have the right to shut the fuck up and never question us 2. The States shall provide for your health and well being because we love and respect you, if you attempt to take care of yourself, you will be shot. III. Firearms are the root of all crime, if you are caught possessing one, you will be shot. D. Money is hereby outlawed, we know what's best for you and EXACTLY how much you need. All we can tell you it that it's going to take a lot of money for us to figure out exactly what you need and when you need it Cinco. You have the right to privacy in your home, office and everywhere else. We will monitor you constantly to make sure you are properly exercising your right to privacy in accordance with our Constitution.