The President's question...

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    If President Obama called you up on the phone and asked you for advice on any subject you would care to give him advice on, what would you tell him?

    I would suggest that he spend a little more time in the White House and keep his butt off of Air Force One. I think he's trying to wear it out.

    What would you tell the President?
     
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    Good one.
     
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    I would, politely, recommend that he studies the country he's trying to lead. Then I would remind him that he works for us.... that respect for an individual is not automatic. It is the Office that is respected - despite the fucking corrupt bastards that inhabit it.

    Then I would, respectfully, suggest that he stop spending our money.
     
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    My advice? Do things that actually benefit the people and not himself and his friends.
     
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    I would remind him that the machine whose lever he pulls to extract the manna he wishes to dispense to the masses has to be allowed to operate closer its principals than his, or the lever won't yield manna to (re-) distribute.
     
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    I would tell him to have the military corr-don off K Street and burn down all of the office buildings with the occupants inside.
     
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    I would tell him to work on his pitching.....he throws like a girl
     
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    "Can you please resign?"
     
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    Deus ex machina, eh?
     

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