The President’s new U.S. Citizenship Test

[longknife]

Another one of the president’s promises to overhaul the aged and ineffective immigration and naturalization program. We know there are problems with the old test is Ilhan Omar could pass it.


So, here’s a sample of the new one:

Who was the best President ever?

What does MAGA stand for?

Which of these sources is fake news?

What are the most important words in American politics?

Add up your citizenship test scores. If the total is less than zero, please report to the nearest deportation center. If your total is less than ten, please report to the nearest reeducation camp. If you score between ten and twenty, citizenship is yours for any four-figure contribution to the Trump Reelection Committee. Twenty-one to twenty-four means you’re automatically a new American. If you score twenty-five, congratulations; you’re now a member of President Trump’s cabinet.

The entire test with answers is @ The Brand New U. S. Citizenship Test - David Martin, Humor Times

 

[sparky]

Who was the best President ever?

one wonders what she'd say.....

~S~

 

[Erinwltr]

The website you got this from is hilarious! Thank you.

 

[Mikeoxenormous]

Another one of the president’s promises to overhaul the aged and ineffective immigration and naturalization program. We know there are problems with the old test is Ilhan Omar could pass it.


So, here’s a sample of the new one:

Who was the best President ever?

What does MAGA stand for?

Which of these sources is fake news?

What are the most important words in American politics?

Add up your citizenship test scores. If the total is less than zero, please report to the nearest deportation center. If your total is less than ten, please report to the nearest reeducation camp. If you score between ten and twenty, citizenship is yours for any four-figure contribution to the Trump Reelection Committee. Twenty-one to twenty-four means you’re automatically a new American. If you score twenty-five, congratulations; you’re now a member of President Trump’s cabinet.

The entire test with answers is @ The Brand New U. S. Citizenship Test - David Martin, Humor Times

I say that it should be given to every person in the US. If you fail the test you are kicked out. Most of the Democrat party would fail, because many of them couldn't even spell their name.