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President Bush and Dick Cheney are enjoying a lunch at a fancy
Washington restaurant. Their waitress approaches their table to take
their order; she is young and very attractive. She asks Cheney what he
wants, and he replies, "I'll have the heart-healthy salad."
"Very good, sir," she replies, and turning to Bush she asks, "And what
do you want, Mr. President?"
Bush answers, "How about a quickie?"
Taken aback, the waitress slaps him and says, "I'm shocked and
disappointed in you, sir. I thought you were bringing in a new
administration that was committed to high principles and morality. I'm
sorry I voted for you."
With that, the waitress departed in a huff.
Cheney leans over to Bush, and says, "Mr. President, I believe that's
pronounced 'quiche.'
Washington restaurant. Their waitress approaches their table to take
their order; she is young and very attractive. She asks Cheney what he
wants, and he replies, "I'll have the heart-healthy salad."
"Very good, sir," she replies, and turning to Bush she asks, "And what
do you want, Mr. President?"
Bush answers, "How about a quickie?"
Taken aback, the waitress slaps him and says, "I'm shocked and
disappointed in you, sir. I thought you were bringing in a new
administration that was committed to high principles and morality. I'm
sorry I voted for you."
With that, the waitress departed in a huff.
Cheney leans over to Bush, and says, "Mr. President, I believe that's
pronounced 'quiche.'
