The presidents lunch with cheney...

Discussion in 'Humor' started by deciophobic, May 27, 2004.

  1. deciophobic

    deciophobic Guest

    President Bush and Dick Cheney are enjoying a lunch at a fancy

    Washington restaurant. Their waitress approaches their table to take

    their order; she is young and very attractive. She asks Cheney what he

    wants, and he replies, "I'll have the heart-healthy salad."

    "Very good, sir," she replies, and turning to Bush she asks, "And what

    do you want, Mr. President?"

    Bush answers, "How about a quickie?"

    Taken aback, the waitress slaps him and says, "I'm shocked and

    disappointed in you, sir. I thought you were bringing in a new

    administration that was committed to high principles and morality. I'm

    sorry I voted for you."

    With that, the waitress departed in a huff.

    Cheney leans over to Bush, and says, "Mr. President, I believe that's

    pronounced 'quiche.'

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