The power of prayer

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    A preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over,
    please come forward to the front by the altar."

    With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked,
    "Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?"

    Leroy replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing."

    The preacher put one finger of one hand in Leroy's ear, placed his other hand on top
    of Leroy's head, and then prayed and prayed and prayed. He prayed a 'blue streak'
    for Leroy, and the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm.

    After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked, "Leroy,
    how is your hearing now?"

    Leroy answered, "Well, I don't know. It ain't until next week."
     

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