the positively positive spin game

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Make a post putting a positive spin on bad, or just downright dreadful, news.

Kickin' off the shindig with:

The good thing about global warming for America is that at least we'll finally be able to grow our own coca plants.

Yay. (Literally.)

 

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Long-term methamphetamine abuse saves the poor people who use it all kinds of money in dental fees.

 

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Given that the NSA can supposedly see everything we're doing at any given time and any given place, it shouldn't be illegal for us to have sex in public now.

 

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Just lost your house to a once-in-a-lifetime California tornado?

At least that pesky leak in the master bathroom's sink is finally gone.

Crank up the Young MC, man: let's party.

 

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Screwed by a scalper over $275 tickets that put you in the nosebleeds of a Guns N' Roses reunion tour?

All good, homeslice:

At least you didn't get suckered into having spent $275 to watch Miley Cyrus' skank ass twerk in the front row.

Ewwww.