The Pope, the Queen, Gorbachev and Obama

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    Of course they naturally after dying end up in Hell, well one day they all need to use the phone to call home. First the Pope calls the Vatican and talks for 15 minutes and satan charges him $500, next the Queen calls Buckingham Palace and speaks for 30 minutes and satan charges her $1,250, next Gorbachev calls the Kremlin and talks for 7 minutes and satan charges him $5,000. This really ticks off ole Gorby cause he got charged so much more to talk way less than the Pope and Queen. Finally Obama steps up and calls the White House and talks for 3 hours afterwards the satan tells him don't worry about it - its FREE! This flies all over Gorbachev who explodes at the satan - its not fair how much less you charged the Pope and Queen and now you let Obama call for free and I got charged a arm and a leg! The ole devil just grinned and told Gorby well since Obama has raised so much hell in America I let off with it being a local call.................:clap2:
     
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    Shit. I didn't notice the comedy section.
    I thought you were starting a conversation about them thar whacked out Satanists.
     
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    Whats really interesting about this joke it came from a preacher in Texas!
     

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