The persistent salesman

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  1. RodISHI
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    WHEN I SAY I AM BROKE......I AM BROKE!!!


    A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
    confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

    'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple of
    minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very la test in
    high-powered vacuum cleaners.'

    'Go away!' said the old lady. 'I'm broke and haven't got any money!'
    And she proceeded to close the door.

    Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed
    It wide open. 'Don't be too hasty!' he said. 'Not until you have at least
    seen my demonstration.'

    And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.

    'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure
    from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.'

    The old lady stepped back and said,

    'Well let me get you a fork, 'cause they cut off my electricity this morning.'
     
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    Stick a fork in it!

    Good one
     

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