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I take very little responsibility for this post..I just thought it was at least interesting, yet silly and kinda gross. In fact.. I'm pre-apologizing to the Ladies..
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Despite the various different ideas on the theory of the perfect woman, many people believe that a rough list of characteristics can be made. The following is a by-no-means-exhaustive list of possible qualities.
* The perfect woman... must be very, very beautiful by most standards.
* The perfect woman... must be taller then most men, including the tall ones.
And then must be able to shrink perceptibly to that of a short woman for those men
that desire soft and cute women should the situation arise.
* The perfect woman... must have an eight inch waist.
* The perfect woman... must have PERFECT legs that are long, skinny, silky and hair
never.
* The Perfect woman... must be able to wear heels on the regular bases, preferably
heels that are over 6 inches in height, under 2 centimeters in diameter, and digging
into my trachea.
* The perfect woman... must be smart, but pretend to be dumb and not notice what
you're doing there.
* The perfect woman... must have long hair that regally blows in the wind.
* The perfect woman... must be really done up on the daily bases.
* The perfect woman... must be physically and socially between 18 and 30 years old,
like forever.
* The perfect woman... must have a vagina and two X chromosome.
* The perfect woman... must seem to be careless when she sees males in trouble and
show at least some sign of sadism.
* The perfect woman... must have a voice that is seductive and hypnotic as
Cortana/Jennifer Taylor's from Halo.
* The perfect woman... must enjoy sex at least as much as her significant other.
* The perfect woman... must be willing to engage in sexual activity with other women.
* The perfect woman... must never have a period, preferably because of a
hysterectomy.
* The perfect woman... must be able to cook well.
* The perfect woman... must have a sense of humor.
* The perfect woman... must be able to carry me gingerly around in a sack.
* The perfect woman... must have impossibly large boobs
* The perfect woman... must be silent and still eye candy.
* The perfect woman... must be able to wear diapers when the, very very very VERY
rare period occurs.
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Despite the various different ideas on the theory of the perfect woman, many people believe that a rough list of characteristics can be made. The following is a by-no-means-exhaustive list of possible qualities.
* The perfect woman... must be very, very beautiful by most standards.
* The perfect woman... must be taller then most men, including the tall ones.
And then must be able to shrink perceptibly to that of a short woman for those men
that desire soft and cute women should the situation arise.
* The perfect woman... must have an eight inch waist.
* The perfect woman... must have PERFECT legs that are long, skinny, silky and hair
never.
* The Perfect woman... must be able to wear heels on the regular bases, preferably
heels that are over 6 inches in height, under 2 centimeters in diameter, and digging
into my trachea.
* The perfect woman... must be smart, but pretend to be dumb and not notice what
you're doing there.
* The perfect woman... must have long hair that regally blows in the wind.
* The perfect woman... must be really done up on the daily bases.
* The perfect woman... must be physically and socially between 18 and 30 years old,
like forever.
* The perfect woman... must have a vagina and two X chromosome.
* The perfect woman... must seem to be careless when she sees males in trouble and
show at least some sign of sadism.
* The perfect woman... must have a voice that is seductive and hypnotic as
Cortana/Jennifer Taylor's from Halo.
* The perfect woman... must enjoy sex at least as much as her significant other.
* The perfect woman... must be willing to engage in sexual activity with other women.
* The perfect woman... must never have a period, preferably because of a
hysterectomy.
* The perfect woman... must be able to cook well.
* The perfect woman... must have a sense of humor.
* The perfect woman... must be able to carry me gingerly around in a sack.
* The perfect woman... must have impossibly large boobs
* The perfect woman... must be silent and still eye candy.
* The perfect woman... must be able to wear diapers when the, very very very VERY
rare period occurs.
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