The Perfect Wife

[Lumpy 1]

Built like a brick shithouse but deaf, dumb, and blind.

I don't know Blastoff, I'll have to think about that....

 

[Lumpy 1]

This thread deserves a second shot

 

[Lumpy 1]

This thread deserves a second shot

A blast from the past...

 

[JW Frogen]

Every wife I have ever had has been perfect, until I actually married them.

 

[AllieBaba]

I didn't know Phoenix was banned. Wasn't I just talking to her?

 

[Lumpy 1]

I didn't know Phoenix was banned. Wasn't I just talking to her?

I've heard she was banned but I just can't believe it...She does have a way of saying what she thinks in no uncertain terms... That's just one of the many things I appreciate about her...

 

[Mr.Nick]

okay lumpy i will take your advice...but i dont think he is gonna like losing his afternoon blow job for the comfie chair

I'm confused. I thought the reason brides smiled so much is because they knew they would never have to give another blow job in their life.

That was funny..

You made me waste a perfectly good sip of beer.

 

[daveman]

 

[JW Frogen]

How the hell do you get banned from this forum?

 

[JW Frogen]

What, did you post pictures of cute puppy dogs have sex with nuns?