The opposite SEX!!

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    What do you love aobut them and what if anything would you change about them?





    Okay Ill start...
    right off the top of my head Id' like to have control over the TV remote once in a while :cof:
     
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    Get 2 TVs. :beer:
     
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    Have three, but sometimes it's fun to watch together :)
     
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    What I love about the opposite sex:

    In general they smell nice, are warm and nuturing, and the right one is like finding that missing piece to the jigsaw puzzle of life.


    What I'd change?

    I'd change women to be more consistant; some women are more wired like men - makes it frustrating. I'd ensure ALL women LOVE chocolate.


    If I had to change any ONE thing about MEN:
    On behalf of men everywhere I'd make men's...'stuff' taste like chocolate.
    :p:
     
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    The opposite SEX!!
    Oh boy, I can get "into" this one. :D

    *But won't*
     
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    Well damn Bonnie---just grab that sucker and tell him "we watch what I wanna watch or you don't get any!"
     
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    ...or place the TV's side by side, watching the same show - so you each get the remote. :)


    :D

    I honestly never 'need' the remote - quite often my spouse and i would "Fight" like this:

    (me handing the remote) "Here ya go...."

    her: "I don't want it!"
    Me: "But you're better at it."
    her: "C'mon darin...you mute the commercials"
    me: (yawning) "Hey! I'm tired...you handle it...plus, I'm a disabled VET! You dont support VETS???"
    Her: Speaking of, why don't you take the cats in for a check up?"
    me: "damn...okay...if you hold the remote."
     
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    NO! I'm saying too many ARE that way...if those were more like the OTHER women, I'd have NO trouble - ever - with women. It's those who are wired like men who cause stress. :)


    Bonnie...man...I need to tell you I love you. That's the PERFECT reply.

    :D

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