The Oh, For The Life Of A Dog Game

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Modern life has too much stress, illness, aberration, alienation, pressure... too many worries, deadlines, obligations and the list goes on and on. :rolleyes:

Would not it go nice to be a dog?



Give us one reason or a few reasons, right or wrong, why you would or WOULD not want to be a dog. :)

Which dog or breed could you change into?
 
A dog can hump any girl's leg that he wants. He might get kicked, but I've never heard of any dogs being arrested for that.
 
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It's easy. I would be a miniature poodle living the life of luxury as mine does. See that little dog as my avatar? That's Daisy the Mutt doing her best dog porn pose.

She sleeps 18 hours a day on a cushion the size of a toilet seat. She goes to the park every day for a run and a pee and a poop. She loves everyone she sees there and everyone loves her back. She knows a few tricks and gets called 'adorable' and 'cute' and 'the happiest dog I've ever seen' by total strangers.

She eats the best food available. She exacts a tax on any food consumed here at the house. The last bite of hot dogs, the bones from steaks, a bit of scrambled egg, a taste of bacon, and she licks the bowl at the end of a dish of ice cream.

She insists her belly be rubbed when she wants it rubbed. She falls asleep when a brush is pulled over her curly coat. She vacuums out my wallet at the groomer, the vet and in the dog food aisle at the supermarket.

If there's anything to this karma stuff, I'm coming back as an adorable, cute, happy lap dog.
 

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