The night before elections

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    'Twas the night before elections
    And all through the town
    Tempers were flaring
    Emotions all up and down!

    I, in my bathrobe
    With a cat in my lap
    Had cut off the TV
    Tired of political crap.

    When all of a sudden
    There arose such a noise
    I peered out of my window
    Saw Obama and his boys

    They had come for my wallet
    They wanted my pay
    To give to the others
    Who had not worked a day!

    He snatched up my money
    And quick as a wink
    Jumped back on his bandwagon As I gagged from the stink

    He then rallied his henchmen
    Who were pulling his cart
    I could tell they were out
    To tear my country apart!

    "On Fannie, on Freddie,
    On Biden and Ayers!
    On Acorn, On Pelosi"
    He screamed at the pairs!

    They took off for his cause
    And as he flew out of sight
    I heard him laugh at the nation
    Who wouldn't stand up and fight!

    So I leave you to think
    On this one final note- IF YOU DONT WANT SOCIALISM
    GET OUT AND VOTE!!!! ...........author, unknown
     
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    Ho ho ho hum....

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35WThM70yIc]YouTube - Meet The Press MTP McCain Taxes and socialism 10-26-2008[/ame]
     
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    'Twas the night before elections
    And all through the town
    Tempers were flaring
    Emotions all up and down!

    I, in my bathrobe
    With a cat in my lap
    Had cut off the TV
    Tired of political crap.

    When all of a sudden
    There arose such a noise
    I peered out of my window
    Saw McCain , heard his voice

    He had come for my son
    They wanted my house
    To give to the wars
    and for other bailouts

    He snatched up my Son
    And quick as a wink
    back on his humvee said "leave the house in a week"

    He then rallied his henchmen
    Who were driving the humvee
    I could tell they were off
    To bomb Iran with glee

    "On Gramm, on, Palin
    On Foley and Rove!
    On Diebold, On votecage"
    He screamed as they Drove!

    They took off for his cause
    And as he flew out of sight
    I heard him laugh at the nation
    Who wouldn't stand up and fight!

    So I leave you to think
    On this one final note- IF YOU WANT REAL DEMOCRACY
    GET OUT AND VOTE!!!! ...........author, unknown, and me
     
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    A little Mockingbird I know wrote this one........



    Twas the night before Halloween

    Twas the night before Halloween
    And all through the land
    We had a new president
    A very scary man

    I in my kerchief
    And my wife in her cap
    Had just settled in
    For a long needed nap

    When out on the lawn
    There arose such a clatter
    I grabbed my gun
    To tend to the matter

    Away through my front door
    I ran to defend
    My wife and my land
    I'll defend to the end

    The moon's reflection
    Off the ghosts hung in the tree
    Cast just enough light
    On someone I could barely see

    When what to my wondering
    Eyes did appear
    It was really him
    Obama was here

    More rapid than eagles
    His promises they came
    And he paused for affect
    As he called them by name

    Now gun laws now taxes
    Now sharing the wealth
    I'll restore this country
    To economic health

    His eyes how they twinkled
    His dimples how merry
    But when his mask fell off
    This man was just scary

    He stopped speaking
    And went straight to his work
    Taking my liberties, my freedoms
    And my gun with a jerk

    And laying his fingers
    On all the money I made
    He simply took it from me
    And then gave it away

    I then sprang up in bed
    Thank God it was only a dream
    We haven't voted yet
    It's still Halloween

    So from here on I'll exclaim
    Every day and every night
    We have a chance this November
    A chance to get it right!
     

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