The next time I fly...

[xotoxi]

I think that I will acquire some radiopaque ink and scrawl...

FUCK
YOU!!!

...on my hairy, manly chest...just in case I have a body scan done.

 

[DiveCon]

LOL
i doubt they will have those scanners in Portland any time soon

 

[manu1959]

i was gonna make a tinfoil beannie for my junk....

 

[xotoxi]

LOL
i doubt they will have those scanners in Portland any time soon

But whenever I leave Portland, I usually fly somewhere that has them.

Plus...Portland Jetport was the starting point for the worst terrorist attack on American soil.

 

[Paulie]

i was gonna make a tinfoil beannie for my junk....

I do not consider my penile region to be "junk".

 

[kwc57]

I think that I will acquire some radiopaque ink and scrawl...

FUCK
YOU!!!

...on my hairy, manly chest...just in case I have a body scan done.

Careful, your wife might write "search here" on your butt cheeks while you're asleep.

 

[xotoxi]

i was gonna make a tinfoil beannie for my junk....

I do not consider my penile region to be "junk".

"Garbage"?

 

[xotoxi]

How about laying two links of sausage on either side of your cock?

 

[Paulie]

i was gonna make a tinfoil beannie for my junk....

I do not consider my penile region to be "junk".

"Garbage"?

Nah, that's a bit crude and unrefined.

I go with "Refuse".

 

[xotoxi]

I do not consider my penile region to be "junk".

"Garbage"?

Nah, that's a bit crude and unrefined.

I go with "Refuse".

That's what she said.

 

[Paulie]

"Garbage"?

Nah, that's a bit crude and unrefined.

I go with "Refuse".

That's what she said.

I know

 

[xotoxi]

Nah, that's a bit crude and unrefined.

I go with "Refuse".

That's what she said.

I know

I call mine "Pile Driver".

 

[The Infidel]

How about laying two links of sausage on either side of your cock?

I think I will be going COMMANDO..... Im gonna let it all hang out!

I will also insist to be fondled....


in fact, what would they do if I was playing pocket poker and had a raging hard on when they "searched my groin"?

Is that sexual harrassment, or just them disturbing my pass time?

 

[xotoxi]

How about laying two links of sausage on either side of your cock?

I think I will be going COMMANDO..... Im gonna let it all hang out!

I will also insist to be fondled....


in fact, what would they do if I was playing pocket poker and had a raging hard on when they "searched my groin"?

Is that sexual harrassment, or just them disturbing my pass time?

Or how about if you closed your eyes, moaned, and licked your lips when they touched your bulge?

 

[Paulie]

How about laying two links of sausage on either side of your cock?

I think I will be going COMMANDO..... Im gonna let it all hang out!

I will also insist to be fondled....


in fact, what would they do if I was playing pocket poker and had a raging hard on when they "searched my groin"?

Is that sexual harrassment, or just them disturbing my pass time?

Or how about if you closed your eyes, moaned, and licked your lips when they touched your bulge?

How about I just preempt them by fondling my own bulge before they get to it?

 

[The Infidel]

How about laying two links of sausage on either side of your cock?

I think I will be going COMMANDO..... Im gonna let it all hang out!

I will also insist to be fondled....


in fact, what would they do if I was playing pocket poker and had a raging hard on when they "searched my groin"?

Is that sexual harrassment, or just them disturbing my pass time?

Or how about if you closed your eyes, moaned, and licked your lips when they touched your bulge?

Im not gonna go that far

But damn if that aint a great idea....

I can see it now.

A beautiful porn star waiting in line to get "felt up" and all of a sudden she starts pantng and breathing heavy, then squirts all over said TSA agent.

 

[xotoxi]

I think I will be going COMMANDO..... Im gonna let it all hang out!

I will also insist to be fondled....


in fact, what would they do if I was playing pocket poker and had a raging hard on when they "searched my groin"?

Is that sexual harrassment, or just them disturbing my pass time?

Or how about if you closed your eyes, moaned, and licked your lips when they touched your bulge?

Im not gonna go that far

But damn if that aint a great idea....

I can see it now.

A beautiful porn star waiting in line to get "felt up" and all of a sudden she starts pantng and breathing heavy, then squirts all over said TSA agent.

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY[/ame]

 

[xotoxi]

How about have a full bladder and as soon as they touch you, you start to piss?

And just before you get in line, you use a suppository, so then you start having massive diarrhea at the same time.

 

[SFC Ollie]

How about laying two links of sausage on either side of your cock?

I think I will be going COMMANDO..... Im gonna let it all hang out!

I will also insist to be fondled....


in fact, what would they do if I was playing pocket poker and had a raging hard on when they "searched my groin"?

Is that sexual harrassment, or just them disturbing my pass time?

They don't use tweezers.

 

[boedicca]

Put a pickle between your butt cheeks and really freak them out.